David O'Hagan

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A nun being eaten by zombie orphans.

#ZombieApocalypseProverbs "You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality." - Ayn Rand

#ZombieApocalypseProverbs Give a man a gun and he can kill a zombie, teach a man to hunt and he can survive the apocalypse.

Our first promotional #zombie video is up on our website and on YouTube. Check it out! fb.me/10tmHOjRb

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@g4tv are you the same person who runs the FB account?

New Machete Ordered #zombieapocalypse

Testing out Tweetdeck

Its official, I'm now your fanboy. Feel Honored, few are chosen. @danieltosh

Congratulations on bringing the tasteless flavor of chicken mc nuggets to domino's, never again. #DPZChicken guess I'm not EVERYONES fanboy.

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Reason #4 Your Car Smells: It's haunted by pig farmer poltergeists. Conan's #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt

Reason #2 Your Car Smells: Carburetor mouse nest! Enter the Chevy Cruze #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweeps @ http://bit.ly/an50kt