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We at Arsity Dry Cleaners apologize for the technical difficulties and the inconvenience they have caused to our valued customers. As you know, your dapper wear is in good hands at Arsity Dry Cleaners where all your pressing needs are met with a smile & excellent discounts, & your clothes are returned to you in exceptional condition. We look forward to continued service to all of you. Thank you for your understanding & patience. #FibzNotes

That was NOT ME!!! That miserable little troll girl, that’s who this is! I know that snarkiness anywhere! Who else would mention stupid cats - Ewww! They’re worse than dogs!! I don’t do this purloiny thing. I don’t even know what that means. It sounds rude! Just like her!!! Flori is trying to calm me down. #FibzNotes

#*%@*HACKED*@%*# Whether it’s foxes, men, women, twins, trolls, girls, dogs, all seeing cats, or swamps - they’re all more dapper than a hair & mirror obsessed doddering old fart with a chemically induced nipple fixation & penchant for purloining old clothes. Which brings me to my ridiculous promo for purloining… Free creams for all who dare to come in & leave their dapper wear, or should I say, share wear with me.

I want to believe, Fibzy… only… fox men don’t exist. Perhaps you thought he had dapper wear & due to all the stress with the Halloween carfuffle, you thought of foxes. There! I figured it out! #FibzNotes

Fox figments? He’s not a figment, Flori. I saw him clear as day in the night, in the shadows. The Noir Twins were there too. I don’t need a doctor. No one remembers! I need you to believe me. It’s that troll girl & those doofuses of @potn_kettle. They’re behind all of this! #FibzNotes

You’re getting yourself all worked up again, Fibzy… for nothing. I thought we resolved your fox men figment along with your “noir twin” fixation. Should I call the doctor? Perhaps some tea? #FibzNotes

YOU should lay off mentioning chemicals & creams from now on, @potn_kettle! And don’t pretend about the fox guy. You know what I’m talking about. Now where’s my Sherlock hat… #FibzNotes

Clothes do not give you magical sleuthing powers just like creams should always be used as directed. Would somebody please encourage @UncleFibz to take Flori’s advice about hiring a real P.I. instead of feeding his strange fox delusions? Who is this “fox guy” anyway? We haven’t seen him. You should lay off the chemicals & creams, “Fibzy”!

One of my clients gave me the number for one but all I got was this weird fox guy that no one remembers… not even you, Flori. It was a swampy fiasco. Which reminds me… Do you have stains on your dapper wear & you don’t know how they got there? Well… Arsity Dry Cleaners understands. We can clean & press away those stains so you can be as dapper as ever regardless of spotty memory issues. All with nice discounts. Arsity Dry Cleaners are not responsible for swamps, messes due to swamps, or customers’ swampy memories. #FibzNotes

Very well. I only followed your train of thought, Fibzy. You sure are touchy about it. I know you’ve already explained it, but I still don’t know how Sherlock gear helps here. Wouldn’t it be best to hire someone? #FibzNotes

Okay. Let’s not remind anyone about all that. The problem here is the hacking. Let’s focus on that. I’m getting close now that I have my Sherlock gear on. #FibzNotes

You tell them, @UncleFibz . That nipple thing was a vicious fashion faux-pas perpetrated on you for freaky giggles. Well, you’re not alone now. And we are close to ferreting out the cretan who’s messing about, making you look silly, Fibzy. #FibzNotes

What’s that suppose to mean?! Enough! I had it with you, @potn_kettle! If you don’t have anymore dapper wear for spokespersoning, go away! As for that little hacking troll… I’m on to you. You will be exposed to the world just like my nipples have been. You wait & see! #FibzNotes

It seems @UncleFibz has some wrinkles in his smooth life instead of his brain - where they should be. It’s a shame he doesn’t use his cream as directed.

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That was NOT me!! Again. I’m being attacked by trolls known & unknown! Don’t pay attention to them. Take the “t” out of troll & what do you have? ROLL! And we are on a ROLL at Arsity Dry Cleaners with some dapper Spring discounts for all your pressing needs. Troll free, trouble free. That’s Arsity Dry Cleaners! #FibzNotes

Ummmm… @UncleFibz? Fibzy? What’s going on? You don’t sound right. I’ll bring over some of my special tea. #FibzNotes

*#%@HACKED@%#* Creams are just a viscuous smelly smoke screen for what I really get up to… Whatever that is. I do like the scent of my own chemicals as they are soooo grooooovy. Well, I’ve gotta go, I need to perm my brain at Flori’s now. Nothing like a bit of bounce & curl with the groovy. Tooooodles 😊! #FibzNotes

You’re playing into their hands, @UncleFibz. Treat them like the pesky flies that they are. #FibzNotes

What are you talking about, @potn_kettle?! Always cramping my dapper style with your dribble! It’s body cream! How can you tell my brain is lumpy & wrinkled? Is that bad? Who’ve you been talking to? #FibzNotes