Clair W

Agatha Christie had a habit of studying things so intensely that she accidentally became an expert. One time she asked an archeologist, “Who is the world’s leading authority on Mesopotamian pottery? I need to ask them a question.” The archeologist said, “YOU are.”

@porriblehun @JortsTheCat @saucysavi You said it first, I will second… be like Dolly Parton!

@JortsTheCat @saucysavi Dolly did it!

Does this apply to Rihanna

@heyyitsjanea Grandpa died in the 1970s, grandma bought a couples headstone with her info, which is fine, BUT they put 19__ for her death! As s kid in the 1980s it freaked me out, but in the late 90s, I mocked it! Told her she was running out of time and needed to hurry up. She passed in 2013

every time i go to the cemetery i get creeped out cause i always end up passing by my aunt ethel’s headstone which shouldn’t be a big deal except she’s still alive and just decided to get it because they were having a sale around the time she had to bury her mother

@ZiggyNJ you gotta go

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert absolutely hate this poster. So for god’s sake — don’t even think about liking it or retweeting it.

Another episode of “How everything on this app originated with Black People” and “what most of what we know as Gen Z culture is just a whitewashed version of Black American culture.” I know that’s right honey! Let me get into this creator.

I know it’s getting banned and all, but there’s an account on tiktok that just strips the laugh track out of Seinfeld and sets the show to Laura Palmer’s theme and it’s the singles greatest contribution to comedy in 30 years.

@MuppetNo Well it got my attention so your typo was of great service!

I have been hearing a lot lately the argument that children’s libraries (either in school libraries or public libraries) are full of porn and obscene materials. Let me break down one of the reasons why that just isn’t the case:

Delightful content

#Leo's prefer to distance themselves whenever they're in a bad mood because they'll become the most heartless person you’ll ever meet.

Robert Smalls was the first Black person in the U.S. Navy to be given the title of captain after outsmarting the Confederacy and sailing his family from enslavement to freedom — but his story doesn’t end there

How are all those Trump deregulations working out…did they Make America Great?

@JortsTheCat Thank you Jorts. ❤️❤️

The bad guys are busy lately but we’re busy too

Awesome plant tying machine.

Family dysfunction is an emotional and spiritual sickness that’s been normalized and repeated in culture and our systems for generations. This is why so many people live in denial— culture rewards it.

I can’t place where I read it but I recently came across the sentence “trauma responses passed down through the generations can start to look like culture” and I can’t stop thinking about it

If a #Leo shows interest in you, you’re welcome, because we don’t like people.

Just in case you need it: settings & support > settings & privacy > accessibility display & languages > accessibility > video auto play > select “never” So that videos on your timeline don’t automatically play without your consent