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@fdotsanchez

grocery shop / no sirree bob

Fresno, CA Katılım Haziran 2009
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floyd@fdotsanchez·
Nobody that really gets weather takes centigrade temperatures serious
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𐌕 🍂@fwtimini·
Just found out that 51 is divisible by 17. I feel fucking sick. I can't breathe.
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alex lei@alexL_E_I·
Taco Bell should start doing ceviche
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floyd@fdotsanchez·
When I was 18 I partied all night and went to work at 8am Saturday in a factory and fell asleep drilling a hole in a machine and drilled through my finger and superglued it shut and finished my 10 hour overtime work day
Andrew A.Abbott@realAAAbbott

First thing we skills test for is "can you run a cordless drill". 98% of guys under 35 in fact cannot. They can't run a cordless drill properly, safely. You aren't going to learn to be a plumber or electrician in 2 years because you don't even know enough to change a tire.

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Conner O'Malley
Conner O'Malley@conner_omalley·
Irish Zionism
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Don Hughes
Don Hughes@getfiscal·
Hey! 🙋🏼‍♀️ DSA 🌹 is fighting for gasoline that is: • ⛽️ Free at the pump. • 🌻 Blended with ethanol. • ♻️ Extracted safely. • 🗳 Managed democratically. • 🚗 Not subject to rationing.
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floyd@fdotsanchez·
I'll get a MoMo at a moments notice
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Fascinating
Fascinating@fasc1nate·
This was what running through Golden Gate Park looked like at 99. In San Francisco in 1966, Larry Lewis ran six miles every morning, rain or shine, while the city was still asleep. Lewis later worked as a waiter at the St. Francis Hotel and remained active well past 100. On his 102nd birthday, he celebrated by running 100 yards in 17.3 seconds, faster than the year before. He joked that the improvement came from wearing proper running shoes instead of street shoes. Raised on a Navajo reservation in Arizona, Lewis left home at 15 to join the P. T. Barnum Circus as an acrobat and aerialist. He claimed to have worked for decades as Harry Houdini’s assistant and lived to the age of 106, passing away on February 1, 1974. Moments that will restore your faith in humanity: bit.ly/3ILWYi4
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Parisian Aesthetics
Parisian Aesthetics@Parisianaes1·
@clawrence Definitely but to make up the weight, we can only do it this way as a continent 😅 The US has all that plus the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, and the Hollywood Sign. America’s landmarks are iconic in their own way 🇺🇸
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Parisian Aesthetics@Parisianaes1·
Europe has the Eiffel Tower Europe has the Colosseum Europe has Big Ben Europe has the Acropolis Europe has the Sagrada Família Europe has the Louvre China has the Great Wall China has the Forbidden City China has the Terracotta Army, etc The United States has...?
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floyd@fdotsanchez·
I'm like George costanza if he was 6'4
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willy 🌜💧
willy 🌜💧@willystaley·
You know, I'd been wondering what Glenn Beck's been up to. And this — interviewing an AI George Washington who dresses and talks like a podcaster — exceeded my expectations. That's why he's Glenn Beck and I'm just some guy.
Glenn Beck@glennbeck

Would the Founding Fathers approve of Trump's war in Iran? I won't pretend to speak for them. But in January, I sat down with George AI and asked for its views on foreign entanglements and military action. Here's what it said.

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Vince Mancini
Vince Mancini@VinceMancini·
I’m 74 years old, I live in Scottsdale, I eat pork and cheese every day, I always have a Callaway shirt on, and Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi is the rightful ruler of Iran.
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Joey
Joey@suzukiplshomer·
I really hope Iran doesn’t realize how much this park means to us As Americans, we would be DEVASTATED if something happened to it 💔
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Oz Katerji
Oz Katerji@OzKaterji·
A day for dudes who love to monitor the situation
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Matthew Zeitlin
Matthew Zeitlin@MattZeitlin·
every group chat needs a west coast member to catch the beginning of a war
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