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Bryce Harper cortisol off the charts

Shabang but the beat is Hickory Dickory Dock

The British management of GKN garden grove facility when the inspectors would come by to look at their methyl methacrylate tanks

People say you can’t hear the written word… “…IT'S LUNI COLEONE” Bet u heard that

The latest Halemaʻumaʻu lava fountains mark the 47th eruptive episode — tying the initial Puʻuʻōʻō eruption for the most recorded fountaining episodes at Kīlauea. This landmark number of episodes was reached twice as fast as Puʻuʻōʻō and has already produced dual fountains reaching up to 1,770 ft.   Read more about this truly historic moment for Kīlauea: usgs.gov/observatories/…   📸: Left is Puʻuʻōʻō episode 29 on January 1, 1985. Right is Halemaʻumaʻu episode 41 on January 24, 2026, with dual fountains. Both episodes featured the second-highest lava fountains in these eruptions (to date for the Halemaʻumaʻu eruption).    #VolcanoWatch #History #LavaFountains

At 53, I encountered a problem: I couldn’t eat a meatball sandwich while using my CPAP. So, I invented a new CPAP machine. Today, I’m a millionaire. You’re never too old to start writing your second act.

Homer Simpson’s shoes

Favorite guy on Instagram right now is this old dude who posts POV videos of you getting violently murdered and then sometimes plays Jazz

I asked ChatGPT to redesign this ChatGPT billboard. Looks pretty good

Jake Paul vs ronda rousey MMA fight 📈

drake should have had @DaveSteezy on iceman

You can be right about something for more than a decade — like, for example, that Drake sucks — and when everyone else comes around to the same realization, no one sends you a thank you card or apology or anything. They just act like it never happened.

Protect Taiwan at all costs

This shit pissin me off

Bluey is OUT and Peppa Pig is IN at my house. As a father, I don’t want to be compared to Bandit (imaginative, ideal millennial dad). I am much more comfortable with the pace being set by Daddy Pig (slob, Brexit-coded chud).

finally a place for us weirdos. underdogs. the overlooked and underrepresented. forgotten rebels. remembered bastards. those of us searching for a lil something more. now i know why they call it a flagship. salute the kith flag, then watch what they ship. just gave myself chills.