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@DearS_o_n Tax

Name a huge scam that has been normalised?

@slicemagazine Eli njuchi

Phyzix top 5 most streamed songs on Spotify ⛰️🐐 ▪️Follow ft Eli Njuchi — 884K streams ▪️Fragile ft Eli Njuchi & Emmie Deebo — 650K streams ▪️Mwantinti ft Teddy Makadi & Pon G — 462K streams ▪️Somebody ft Eli Njuchi — 322K streams ▪️Superstar ft Chizmo Sting, Ace Jizzy, Bee Jay, K Banton, Veda Njuchi — 299K streams

@DeadlineDayLive Eze vs Spurs

🚨 Eberechi Eze really said: "GIVE ME SPURS OR I RETIRE." ⚽️⚽️⚽️ vs Tottenham (H) ⚽️⚽️ vs Tottenham (A)

"Loyal" "Not Loyal"

Rick Carlisle has been STUCK at 999 career wins since Dec. 8, 2025 😭 Pacers have lost 13 straight

"Alcohol won't take you anywhere." Us at 3am in a new district:

#25 vs Aston Villa: 73 Minutes (Hooked) 0 Key Passes 8 Possessions Lost Dribbled Past 2x 4 Fouls 1 Error UGARTE BE KIDDING ME 💔💔💔

@stats_feed Malawi should be top 1

30 most miserable countries in the world: 1. Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 2. South Africa 🇿🇦 3. Yemen 🇾🇪 4. Lebanon 🇱🇧 5. Venezuela 🇻🇪 6. Sri Lanka 🇱🇰 7. Suriname 🇸🇷 8. Iran 🇮🇷 9. Syria 🇸🇾 10. Sudan 🇸🇩 11. Argentina 🇦🇷 12. Ukraine 🇺🇦 13. Cuba 🇨🇺 14. Ghana 🇬🇭 15. Haiti 🇭🇹 16. Sierra Leone 🇸🇱 17. Tonga 🇹🇴 18. Botswana 🇧🇼 19. Rwanda 🇷🇼 20. Bosnia and Herzegovina 🇧🇦 21. Democratic Republic of the Congo 🇨🇩 22. Tajikistan 🇹🇯 23. Brazil 🇧🇷 24. Uzbekistan 🇺🇿 25. South Korea 🇰🇷 26. Iraq 🇮🇶 27. Lesotho 🇱🇸 28. Eswatini 🇸🇿 29. Tunisia 🇹🇳 30. Egypt 🇪🇬 Source: Okun’s misery index with Insider Monkey adjustment, 2024

Here we go again😂😂😂

@Wisdom_HQ 116

@slicemagazine 18 year old?

Police in Lilongwe have arrested an 18-year-old girl, Prisca Leman, for allegedly stabbing her 25-year-old boyfriend, identified as Kingsley Magombo, to death after a fight at his drinking spot in Area 38, per multiple reports. 🚨

@winnieyy_o lool dont want to be 27 still staying with your parents

i highly recommend traumatizing your parents for your freedom otherwise you’d be 27 and still have a 7:30 curfew.

one of this bitches is lying to me

A friend asked me for 100k. Mistakenly, I sent 1 million. I told him to send 900k back but it’s now 3 weeks. He no longer talks to me. He ruined a friendship over a small amount I could have given him if he asked for it. Money is not as important as good friendship!

Are you unc? Show us your listening age. #spotifywrapped

@GwambaOfficial 😂

then explain how i'm married to the game

he cooked her😭😭

These people don't get distinctions—not even credits😂😂🚮