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Dad asked mom what she wants for dinner and she said "You always do this to me."

if youve ever had fun without me fuck you

“sandwiches against suicide” is my favorite genre of post

Twilight is so real, you either choosing between a dog ass nigga or someone dead inside.

if our love is insanity why are you my clarity

snoopy is mexican

sometimes if u want to make friends u have to go out past your bedtime even though you are so sleepy and your cat misses you

me driving:

this is how i look at the flight attendant so she knows im awake and want a treat

me realizing that everyone doesn't have to die just cause i'm irritated

Sometimes a new monkey wants to join your circus and it’s like Girl no shade. but you’re an orangutan

I always tell women once u call your man a bitch its over lol.

barista paused making my coffee and asked if I think trust can be rebuilt

y’all never talk about the consequences but, go on.

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you

Change it bruh I don’t like the way this song talks about women

this is my reaction to everything in my life rn

ALL YOU BITCHES DO IS LIE & GO TO SCHOOL FOR NURSING