Fleet Feet

Running is hard. Being a mother is harder. Being a mom who runs? Unstoppable.

Running is not a “you vs. them” sport, it’s “you vs. you.”

Just get out there and run. Even if it sucks. Even if it’s short. Even if it’s slow. It’s still something.

Previously, we made a post claiming that runner’s biggest fear is geese. Upon further review, we’d like to make a correction: the runner’s biggest fear is having to poop mid-run.

We run for those who can’t and wish they could.

A runner will tell you their greatest fear is hills. Or maybe injury. Or the quiet, soul-crushing realization at mile 17 that they definitely started too fast. They are lying. The runner’s biggest fear is geese.

Death, taxes, and Garmin still calling me “Unproductive”.

You don’t have to run fast to belong here.

The real Christmas miracle is fitting in a run during the holidays.

Being a runner means knowing exactly where the best public bathrooms are.

Dear Santa, I’m a size marathon registration, carbon-plated running shoe, and a new race day outfit.

For every runner who waved and got no wave back—we see you 🫶

Being a runner is 50% running and the other half is just laundry.

The secret to running isn’t speed — it’s showing up on the days you’d rather not.

I’m sorry for how I acted when I was tapering

Running is all about going from “I’m dreading this run” to “That was so worth it”.

It’s not you, it’s marathon training.

Today’s long run recovery plan: 1. Eat 2. Nap 3. Tell someone about it

I did it. I ran today. Please clap.

Sorry I ghosted you for three months. I had to focus on marathon training.