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@msigaming bought a brand new laptop in March, keys started coming off in May. 😞After multiple emails, just received a denied/out of warranty email. your online chat said sure and never sent the email! follow up, silence. follow up 3? deny'd. please. check the logs. 🥺

@MotherHowe LP says - April showers bring may flowers. What do may flowers bring? Worms. I'm raising a genius.

@BohemianPixel Oh right, social media! Little one is fab, loving math. Told me: I'm so smart they're moving me to college. April fools. :P

This website has more subs than I have orgasms. Not sure if glad or pathetic. SFW: http://j.mp/okPkWl

A nice treat for making it thru the 1st week of school. @fiestashowsinc bit.ly/qQ13SQ

can't connect to MWRA site? try this -> http://www.mass.gov/dep/water/drinking/boilfaq.htm #Boston #Water

Since fridgie water is unsafe, have to resort to beer. If you read this, send pretzels, pray. #Boston #Water