John Forkner

@masonmccamey $50 and that's my final offer!

@greatscottbaker Why are you eating mashed potatoes? Why not just eat a bowl of sugar and cream?

@greatscottbaker Presbyterian? But...I thought you were Baptist. :^)

@masonmccamey Good question.

@BeekiBaker Yes. If it was 'Return to Oz'.

@dukope I don’t have a gaming PC but I was desperate to try this game. Five minutes after booting and my little MacBook Air hits volcano heat. Any chance of seeing an iPad or Switch port?

Obra Dinn is a very different game from Papers Please. The 1-bit low resolution style won't be for everyone. To reach the good ending is more difficult than you might expect. If you buy it and you're unhappy with it, request a refund. No hard feelings.

Return of the Obra Dinn is out! obradinn.com

Okay. I just un-followed everybody. Hopefully this will stop everyone from getting spam about their being embroiled in a twit-scandal.

Yes, I know my account has been hacked. Honestly, do I strike you as the type of person who would use such poor grammar?

@RickyPaul I got one and I clicked. Now I'm fielding emails from people freaking out about some person spreading twitter rumors.

If you get a twitter message from me, don't click on it, whatever you do.

Oh great. Someone hacked my twitter account.

I got 4,216,600 points while escaping from demon monkeys. Beat that! bit.ly/TempleRunGame #TempleRun

Surviving TheEnd! Just scored 68.168 points with TheEndApp. Awesome! Check it out! theendapp.com

Surviving TheEnd! Just scored 60.701 points with TheEndApp. Awesome! Check it out! theendapp.com

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Yeah. 'Cards' might just be the greatest Apple app of all time.

My bust!

So where do I actually twit on this thing?

Yeah. I'm glad I didn't sell my soul to get a 4S. The iOS 5G is hawt.