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Keith Marjoram retweetledi
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Keith Marjoram retweetledi
Keith Marjoram retweetledi

You do understand there's a difference between flooding caused by three days of incessant rain, and burst pipes incompetently leaking for three years? Or is it the Johnny Blue talking again?
ANC SECRETARY GENERAL | Fikile Mbalula@MbalulaFikile
A dam in the streets of Du Noon for Zille to swim in right where her DA governs, Cape Town
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Economically, Elon Musk would be a huge plus for South Africa if allowed to invest. Ignore the political nonsense aimed at demonizing him. I want South Africa to develop and the poor to rise up the income ladder. I don’t have time for political and nationalist nonsense that makes zero economic sense. #economy #politics #markets
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In a funny incident in Thailand, a pet cat returned home after being missing for three days… but with a surprise “debt note” hanging from its neck! 😄
The cat came back well-fed and in great shape. Attached to its neck was a note that read:
“Your cat was staring at the mackerel at my stall, so I gave it three.
Auntie May – Alley No. 2.”
She also added her phone number so the owner could get in touch… and settle the debt 😂

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Takeshi Murakami built a backyard koi pond in Cedar Rapids and stocked it with fourteen fish worth a combined six thousand dollars. Within a week, a great blue heron ate three of them. He tried netting. The heron pushed through.
He tried a plastic owl decoy. The heron knocked it over.
Then something strange happened. A second heron showed up. Then a third. By October, eleven great blue herons stood motionless around his pond in a perfect ring, all day, every day - not eating the fish. Just standing there. A wildlife biologist from Kirkwood College came out and started laughing. "They're guarding the territory from each other. None of them can eat because none of them will leave." Takeshi hasn't lost a fish since September.

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Mother superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes...
One nun suggests to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door.
They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!"
The nuns look at each other and one nun says, "He's blind, so he can't see. What could it hurt?"
They let him in.
The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
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We weren't allowed to film a report, done by BJK Industries, detailing airborne pollutants in the immediate area. But it found ammonia and aldehyde concentrations were low at the facility. Despite ongoing odour complaints, BJK will not be making the report public. #CarteBlanche
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Ukraine blocked Russia's drone SIM cards. The drones just connected to Poland and Romania instead.
Every Shahed Russia fires carries a T2 SIM card — government-ordered in bulk, supplied by Russia's state telecom Rostelecom to drone manufacturers. The cards let Russia control the drones remotely and stream live footage back to operators.
Ukraine managed to block T2 roaming. But Shaheds near the Belarusian border connect to Belarusian networks. Near Poland and Romania, they switch to local roaming — using EU member states' infrastructure to guide weapons into Ukraine.
Defense Ministry advisor Serhii Beskrestnov, who flagged the scheme, says the same SIM cards may already be steering the mysterious unidentified drones appearing across Europe. He's calling on all global telecoms to cut roaming deals with T2.
🔗 euromaidanpress.com/2026/04/19/isw…

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Mr Gareth Mnisi was appointed by ANC's Micheal Ncingwane as Thaba Chweu LM CFO at 23 years old.
28 Years Old: Moved to become the CFO of Caroline.
32 Years Old: Became the CFO of Randfontein Local.
33 Years Old: Appointed as the CFO of the City of Tshwane.
#MadlangaCommission.

Chief Bavelelwe@Chief_Bavelelwe
The cars that Mr Gareth Mnisi used are owned by Omar's Moto Den in Witbank. A corrupt dealership that allows criminals to buy the luxury cars but remain under their names. Zunaid Moti is doing the same with his Auto Moti situated in Polokwane. #MadlangaCommission
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The Apple Store announces they are leaving the Towson Town Center, citing "declining conditions” in Democrat run Maryland
“The Towson Town Center is a staple in the city”
The store does well, “It’s always busy” but due to crime Apple says they must leave
Shopping lifting calls take over 20 minutes for a response
Teen-related “link-ups” where they all go in and loot the store is a major problem
Reports include robberies, assaults, a carjacking in the area, stabbings and parking garage incidents
Democrats destroy cities
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