mujhe kya mein toh bandar hu

just got goodbyemogged so hard. i said "have a great rest of your day" and got back "have an awesome rest of your week". on a monday too!! totally destroyed.

Germany had flour and potatoes both, but still they couldn't make aloo paratha.

mañana es lunes otra vez

So nobody in The Drama could understand that finding community in the anti-gun violence group meetings prevented additional gun violence from happening and in turn is a good thing??? LMAOOOOOOOO

saw the drama and this review is my exact thought

bouncing on it crazy style

los humanos: awww qué romántica la lluvia para dormir juntos la subtrama de las jirafas:

He was this random on social media back then.

me when i get low iron and start seeing spots

Witnessing the fall of Mamata, Pinarayi, and Stalin, easily three of the strongest anti-BJP voices in India, should make all of us very, very concerned. The impending doom of saffron fascism looms over all of us. Scary times ahead.

E o harry e a zoe que tem de segundo nome nome nada mais nada menos que Bella e Edward nasceram um pro outro mesmo

shit sound like the art of war by sun tzu😭😭😭

barbeque nation

how it feels like rn

this tweet still being up

bro you’re such a stud for purchasing diet coke in bulk and posting on story man should we throw a party should we invite vijay mallya

Auto driver: “I’ve never really lived in a Marathi-speaking area, so I don’t know Marathi.” Reporter : “You don’t know Marathi? But isn’t Mumbai mainly a Marathi-speaking place?” Auto driver: “I’ve lived here since childhood, but in my area, people don’t really speak Marathi.” (To the crowd): “Which area are you from?” Auto driver: “Zoo Alley.” Reporter : “No one speaks Marathi there?” Auto driver: “I’ve heard Marathi exists there, but I’ve never really heard or spoken it.” Reporter : “Isn’t Marathi the main language of Mumbai?” Auto driver (angry): “Hey, who are you to question me? Every day new leaders come and new rules are made. They don’t even understand people’s lives. We are just trying to earn a living. Why are you forcing people to speak Marathi or asking for certificates? Just do your own work. I don’t understand where the country is heading. People like us are being troubled for no reason. Reporter : “The government says that if someone doesn’t know Marathi, their license could be cancelled. What about that?” Auto driver: “Let them do what they want.” Reporter : “What if your license gets cancelled?” Auto driver: “If it gets cancelled, we won’t die of hunger. I’ve been working as a laborer since childhood. I’ll find some other way to survive.”

New boss keeps saying partner instead of wife

whatever it takes to get a reply these days😫