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Just random shite my other half comes out with. "Confused" icon by Tatiana from the Noun Project. "Help!" by betsyweber is licensed with CC BY 2.0.

Katılım Nisan 2021
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Fucksake another day
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She’s got a voice like slapped fish
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I’ve never seen a picture of Albert Einstein without a bulb above his head
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You’re putting your eggs in the wrong chicken
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Marcus Wareing makes my fanny confused
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Do you think Jamie Oliver has ever put his cock in a turkey?
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Her: *rolls over in bed seductively* Also her: I’m a donkey slayer Me: …
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Her: Knock knock Me: Who’s there? H: Boxer M: Boxer who? H: Boxer frogs M: … H: *farts* M: … H: I think I need a poo #knocknock #poo
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You’re a complicated turnip
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You’re the king of flooping
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Your comparing tomatoes with potatoes. They end in “toes” but that’s it.
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I’d like to throw a watermelon at a hippo
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You’re walking on a piece of dental floss (You’re walking on thin ice)
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Why do I have arms? What do arms do? Sharks don’t have arms and they’re perfectly fine.
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FunkNuggets@FunkNuggets·
I got the words in the right sentence I want to pull my tits off. Urgh, I’ve got shoulder balls too.
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FunkNuggets@FunkNuggets·
Don’t touch my minge when I’m driving
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It’s about as authentic as a chewed shoe
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Watching England play is like watching sardines dry.
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There’s nothing quite like being slapped in the face with a cock
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