Toni Petty

nothing I could do. sitting on that made me scream

Ouch ten inch dildo even with a condom HURTS.

Boobs!

@danieltosh dear Daniel today I sat on my balls any thoughts?

Just a quick lil reminder DO NOT CLICK the links in my followers profiles. spambots.

@DPnonfiction @danieltosh DPnon fiction? does that mean you like getting double penetration in real life?--OUCH!

@danieltosh No I like my arts and crafts bite it Tosh!

#BandWagon #Zombies dear internet stop. zombies are tired Stop thank you.

YEEEHAAW...just wanted to put that out there.

@danieltosh premanently remove. screw having a penis

45 years ago today SCOTUS ruled against racial marriage restrictions in case of Mildred and Richard Loving. bit.ly/1EMRaV

Chrono Trigger. great game, or greatest game EVER!!! I lean towards the latter.

thats a bit messed up have a bunch of porn spambots as followers Lovely little internets someones trans and people only think about sex.

## <--- hashtags are fun!

#gushers the candy makes me laugh.

just pulled my nintendo wii classic controller outta storage and there is a mysterious slime in the buttons.Damn also what the hell!?!

@rickygervais Noone takes what you say seriously sir at least noone with a functioning brain.

Hmmm think my niegbor lost her mind listens to the same music for hours on end. pretty funny. and it's terrible googoo dolls songs.

@nickjfrost hey nick I just wanted to say hi an I love your work. you dethroned Richard Hammond as my favorite brit.