Summer of George

Only the Yankees could watch Camilo Doval hang two sliders, spike another, and think he should throw a fifth one

Fully prepared for the Yanks to lose tonight to split the series and then lose a homestand series to the Rays. A deeply unserious team. Prove me wrong, for once in Boone’s godforsaken tenure.

Crap luck on the Ernie Clement double, but the stuff is lively and you cannot send that down to keep two long men on your roster. It would be an act of malpractice so severe that you can question whether they lost their step with RP scouting.

Goldy puts a slight move on something that could be a tough play and oh no not at all, just an easy normal pick by the third baseman with a cross body throw from foul ground to a perfect hop for a pick to end the inning. Like wtf man. Someone give me a lobotomy already.

This team is so fucking pathetic sometimes

That’s such a god awful at bat by Jazz. Gone fishing in a perfect situation to see some pitches. Over aggressive for no reason and ruins any small semblance of a rally.

Shutout through 5 innings on an opener is completely unacceptable and pathetic.

Oh look, ANOTHER ball down the line that stays fair for the Jays. Feels like the 15th one this series for them.

Escarra ruins a great at bat by being unable to hit a high breaking ball he saw like four fucking times. Him and Wells are just auto outs. Complete black hole at catcher right now.

Would be nice if the Yankees could figure it the fuck out. Like 15 innings with one run scored.

Sure would be nice if one of the balls the Yankees hit down the line would be fair.

I cannot take this team seriously unless they win this game and the series against the Rays. Doesn’t mean they aren’t a good team, but until they can actually beat up on the AL East, I cannot take them seriously.

This team is really pissing me off. Such feeble and pathetic at bats the last two games after two wins. Obviously most of the last game was Yesavage, so fairs. But this just sad stuff against an opener.

Also doesn’t help the injuries have piled up at the same time the top of the lineup has gone quiet. Any offense is going to be ugly when your best players aren’t hitting. Problem is the bottom of the order isn’t good enough to offset it even for a couple of games.

When your offense is feast or famine, it’s gonna look like this sometimes and it’s pretty ugly.

This would be a great game for Aaron Judge to wake the fuck up.

Amazing how it feels like the Jays have the advantage with an opener versus the Yankees with an actual major league starting pitcher.

It’s gonna be the most Yankees thing ever when they lose this game and split a 4 games series after winning the first two games.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander on Isaiah Hartenstein guarding Wemby tonight: Shai Gilgeous Alexander: I'm not sure if was good to be honest. Yeah Reporter: break that down for me why Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: uhh... It was alright, it was good

Trout makes a diving catch and hits 12 homers if this is the Yankees.