Pluto💫🌚

@JayNaija @abazwhyllzz Nah Manchester untied fan nawww😭 Them Dey always settle for less tsk tsk 🙂‍↔️

Abazz you don finally settle for less 💔

@itz_taser No good woman smokes 🌚

Can you date a woman who smokes But is a good woman?

Dear mennnnnn😭 Let’s pun!sh them by closing our legs, they will beg!

Broke girls deserve no dick

Real women give men money 🙂‍↕️

Me as a husband of a poor wife... Woman: good morning baby Me: don't ever call me baby again Woman: how was your night Me: I saw your mates in my dream making money. Woman: what's for breakfast? Me: ways to make money.. 🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽

@tinytoms_ You is pained you can’t bag him 😂 Go king!!! 🤏🏽

Roasted plantain is more appealing. 😭

@ObaDeleke Iya alagbo 😭

If a rich woman is called a sugar mummy, what is a poor woman called? 🤔

@luv4deee Vice Versa 🤏🏽

being approached by a fat man offends me.

@pretty_stephee So your papa nah loser? Sad!!!🙂‍↔️

@sheismommy_ You think?😭😂

All of them offline after they finish doing this trend online🙂‍↕️

@fcbdennis_1 Go kingggggg🤏🏽

a 9-5 girl girl can’t bag me

@Omalicha_20 God Abeg This thing sef dey shook mouth for talk 😭

95% of Nigeria guys doesn't have a car. 😭

@iamzioraa Thick??? Blud tis fat 😭😭😭

Facts about thick girls ???

@the_smallie Hin no lie jarreee Make me sef resume my vigilante work for Gotham City

What’s wrong with you people today 😭😂

Date canceled, she earns 500k monthly. I no wan settle for less 🤏🏽

Me I can’t suffer with any woman ooo

Ewwwww guys, this girl asked for my number in the bus today 😭😭😭 If you no get Brabus Abeg clear 🙂‍↕️

This girl came up to me at the restaurant and couldn’t afford to pay my bill, Then she had the audacity to ask for my number 😭 Anyways, I turned her down guys cause I can’t be caught hanging around broke women 🤏🏽

24 today. No wife, no stress, no one asking “what’s for dinner?”… honestly I am winning. A survivor. 🙂‍↔️🩷