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Your science specialty, your lab red flag (and plushie pick) 🚩✨ Drop your red flag in the comments 👀👇 and shop your pick here: giantmicrobes.com/us/main/new-an… #GIANTmicrobes #LabWeek #LabLife #RedFlag #Science

“Cash or card?” So, STIs might not be a payment method... But learning about them? That’s always worth it. 💘 Shop STI plushies here: giantmicrobes.com/us/main/stds #GIANTmicrobes #STIMonth #SexualHealth

Friendly lab week reminder: stop the anti-microbe slander 😤 Shop these faves here: giantmicrobes.com/us/main/new-an… #GIANTmicrobes #LabWeek #Microbiology #Microbes #JusticeforMicrobes

🧬 International DNA Day: can you crack the code? Share it below 👇 Put your inner geneticist to the test 🧐 🔬 25% off Genetics plushies this weekend with code DNADAY25 (auto-applies at checkout): tinyurl.com/DNADAY25 #GIANTmicrobes #DNADay #Genetics #Laboratory #DNA

If ya know, ya know…. 🤣🐶 Same smell… Different packaging 👃🐾 (Thanks, Pseudomonas.) Shop Pseudomonas here: giantmicrobes.com/us/products/ps… #GIANTmicrobes #PetMonth #Pseudomonas #LabWeek #DogMemes

We tried to keep this post straight… but our THC plush said “absolutely not” 🌿💃 Now it’s booging into a FLASH SALE. Happy 4/20 💚 Get 20% off THC, Chocolate & all molecules with code GMBUDS20. Shop: giantmicrobes.com/us/main/molecu… #GIANTmicrobes #420Day #THC #Molecules #Science

A gentle reminder that names can be scientifically inspired 🔬🧫… anyway, we present: Immunoglobulin, Maya Lin, Twisty Dee & Chloroplast 👶 Shop these faves now: giantmicrobes.com/us/main/new-an… #GIANTmicrobes #LabWeek #BabyNames #Plushies #Science

Meet my Hay Fever plush… I would be proud, but I haven’t breathed normally in weeks 😌🤧 Anyone else? 😭 Shop your very own emotional support hay fever plush now : giantmicrobes.com/us/products/ha… #HayFever #AllergySeason #SeasonalAllergies #PollenSeason #GIANTmicrobes

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Dr. Fran is here with a reality check - meet a few STIs you definitely don’t want 🦠😬 It’s STI Awareness Month, and we’re keeping it real with education that protects 👀 Shop now + 20% off (auto-applied): tinyurl.com/GMSTI2026 #STIAwarenessMonth #SafeIsSmart #SexEd

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Your body called… we answered 📞🧠 New arrivals are here! 🧫 Gut Check Box: GI organs as adorable bag charms 🫀 Vital Organs Box: mini Brain, Heart, Lung, Kidney & Liver 💖 PMS Keychain: pocket-sized attitude 😉 Shop: giantmicrobes.com/us/main/new #GIANTmicrobes #Organs #BagCharms

Not the collab we asked for 😭 Who invited all of you? If they’re already here… take them everywhere! 🦠 Grab the #Plagues of the 21st Century set & turn mini COVID-19, Zika, Measles, Pandemic Flu & SARS into #bagcharms 👉 giantmicrobes.com/us/products/pl… #GIANTmicrobes #PublicHealth

Hoppy Easter from our microscopic crew! 🐰🦠 The Waterbear, Egg Cell, and Chocolate Molecule are all dressed in their finest bunny ears, ready to hop into your spring celebrations. 🌸🥚🍫 #GIANTmicrobes #EasterBunnies #STEMfun #Microbes #SpringVibes #HappyEaster

🦠 MICROBE MADNESS – CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND! 🏆🔥 It’s Uterus ✨ vs. Black Death ☠️! Anatomy icon or infamous plague — who will claim the crown? 👑 Vote now before the buzzer: giantmicrobes.com/us/content/mic… #GIANTmicrobes #MicrobeMadness #FinalShowdown

Dearest Gentle Reader, The ton is simply desperate to discover… your Bridgerton name. Now, do indulge us and leave your Bridgerton name in the comments. Yours truly, Lady Lung Listeriaton of New York 🫁✨ #GIANTmicrobes #Bridgerton #STEMfun #Organs #Microbes