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@SorryMomDotGov they are suggesting these

love and light to my sisters in r/tallgirls but they all have the worst taste in shoes

@geeequinn love you, miss you

when a man laugh reacts to a genuine question i should get to flick him between the eyes

home decor invented with me in mind

when i'm commissioner of the nba i will just get rid of the eastern conference

uber driver asked if i believe in soulmates and then asked if im 25 have a great day man

sometimes i think about how hard it must be for wemby to be so tall like.. he can’t even cannon ball into the pool bc they don’t make pools deep enough for him.. it’s breaking my heart

girl who is having an extremely weird time

it's gonna be so funny when my top artists of the year are elvis, ethel cain, and sabrina carpenter

every day we stray further from god's light/i am bombarded with a new french patois on tiktok

@qershi_ wish that was me tbh!

@giltcomplex this is literally the first time I’ve ever seen or heard of this?????

WHO IS WATCHING THIS SHOW

please do not make me look at clean-shaven, biblically inaccurate paul bissonnette it upsets my spirit

@merricats omg

@giltcomplex my mom lmao

@NBACouchside i got through an episode and a half of season 1 and was like "surely this will get canned in no time" wdym it just got renewed for THREE

@giltcomplex it is hilariously bad

no one wants to have discernment these days!

if i offer u a fake real estate deal and u fall for it i don't think i should get in trouble

berry gordy: i'm gonna found one of the most famous record labels of all time and propel people like stevie wonder to international lifelong acclaim his family: what if we took your legacy and founded an uncle-nephew dance group with a hit single called i'm in miami bitch

@witchesflight yes

@giltcomplex Should I ask him out and introduce him to my dad

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