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This song is about me (except the gay bits) youtube.com/watch?v=ekFWPs…

@OurFavOnlineDoc Sage advice from someone that appears to work in a BP garage.

This is an absolute masterclass analysis from Vincent Kompany, This is how leaders must stand for what is right even in the midst of what seems like a hot mess. Wow. What a leader. I doff my hat for Vincent.

@iMiaSanMia ok ok ok but why does this mf look like he’s running a petrol station?

Vincent Kompany defends Vini Jr and criticizes José Mourinho for his statements after the game

@PeterBleksley @EdwardJDavey @LibDems He’s a danger like a daft creepy uncle at a wedding. He should be accounted for but not catered for.

Don’t be fooled by the stunts. @EdwardJDavey and the @LibDems are a danger.

@WalterChurch123 @Vinod_r108 @Playteaux1 Because This is England and everyone there was on the way out on the piss. Each of them would die for the dog if necessary. But would rather save the dog then have a few pints.

@Vinod_r108 @Playteaux1 Nice save, but is that river made of acid? Why doesn't anyone just swim to retrieve the dog?

This is a date I could get into! Morning!

@BBCNews I thought they were going with Jezbollah?

Jeremy Corbyn's new party needs a name and it's trickier than you might think bbc.in/45do8pp