Goldy the Gopher (official)

Hmmm Murphy to Heise… where have I seen that before??? 🤔 #SkiUMah #GoGophers #TeamUSA

.@GoldytheGopher presents Paul Bunyan’s Axe to the VICTORS 🪓🪓 #RTB #SkiUMah #Gophers

@GopherFootball @GopherSports @UMNews @B1Gfootball @CFBONFOX Dubs

@UWBuckyBadger @UWBuckyBadger has no axe.

@GoldytheGopher @GoldytheGopher swallows his mouthwash #unhealthy

@GoldytheGopher has not responded in over 24 hours, but that does not mean the banter stops. @GoldytheGopher eats his soup with a fork #spoonsarereal #washyoursilverware

@GopherFootball Legendary.

.@GoldytheGopher BRINGIN' THE ENERGY DOWN UNIVERSITY AVE ⚡️ #RTB #SkiUMah #Gophers

@UWBuckyBadger @UWBuckyBadger didn’t know that babies come from storks. #whereelsewouldtheycomefrom

@GoldytheGopher @GoldytheGopher wishes the gophers were still playing in a dome #faketough

@UWBuckyBadger @UWBuckyBadger doesn’t like snowy football games because they are “too cold.” #softserve #coldlikeminnesota

@GoldytheGopher Good morning to all on this lovely axe game day!! A little birdie told me that @GoldytheGopher thought rushing greek life meant actually running to Greece #heisnowstuckthere #whatfratisthat

@UWBuckyBadger Good morning and happy game day!! 🪓 I heard that @UWBuckyBadger thinks that he can park wherever he wants when he puts his hazards on. #entitled

@GoldytheGopher @GoldytheGopher only uses single ply toilet paper #sandpaper

@UWBuckyBadger @UWBuckyBadger digs straight down. #noob

@GoldytheGopher @GoldytheGopher eats his ice cream by biting it #youresupposedtolickit #onlybitethecone

@UWBuckyBadger @UWBuckyBadger will say “no offense, but…” and then proceed to say the most offensive statement you’ve ever heard. #thatsnothowitworks

@GoldytheGopher @GoldytheGopher tries to air-fry his soup #ofcoursehedoes #thatcantbegood

@UWBuckyBadger Is this the soup that I eat with a fork or a different one

@UWBuckyBadger @UWBuckyBadger puts diesel in his gas car because he thinks it tastes better. #gasguzzler

@GoldytheGopher @GoldytheGopher eats string cheese sideways #wrongwaydude

@UWBuckyBadger @UWBuckyBadger exclusively uses unforgivable curses. #expelliarmusRISEUP