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@polo_kimanii @grok who is polo_kimani

Saa hii kairo anakunywa uji,kule masaa ya kuenda bedroom cell huwa saa kumi. Na ujue uji imepikwa na unga ya ugali,Woi!! God of kairo,I rebuke you and your tests in jesus name. Kwenda kabisa!

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Na kuna vitu ingine ukilelewa Ushago hutai elewa. I've always wondered what purpose nipples served in men. Karibu ata nidhani ni ya kudunga earphones unajiskiza kimoyo moyo. Juzi ndio nimeona ile kamzee ya kule Guinea inaitwa Egonga ikifanya mambo yake nikashangaa sana buana. Kumbe kuna sensitivity pale,jamaa anajitwist nippos kama anawasha gari machine inawaka inasimama,anaingia west pokot one touch. These are things you only see in urban areas,kule kwetu webuye msichana akikuona unatwist nippos anatoka mbio bila surual akisema unamfanyia uganga buana.

@NandkishorRAGA @omwambaKE Chat gpt

There is certainly learning happening in schools, but the quality and effectiveness can vary significantly depending on several factors like curriculum, teaching methods, resources, and the individual needs of students. In some cases, there might be concerns about the relevance of the content being taught or whether it truly prepares students for real-world challenges. However, many schools and educators are actively working to improve education by incorporating more practical skills, critical thinking, and technology into their teaching. The overall landscape of education is evolving, but there are always areas where improvement is needed.

@Bookten8 you have an incoming call

@4low_Ke Most modern kikuyu songs are out of context

In one weeks time , it will be exactly 5yrs since John left. Is there any Kikuyu musician who has been able to fit in his shoes really ? And is it true that he said "say yeah " and not "seeiya?"

@polo_kimanii Wanna mutheri 😂😂

I expected alot of things,I expected wetangula to die of kaswende because of his Insatiable Tamaa for big luhya nyash,I expected Ombachi to wear his sons kinyasa even when going to Russia on official visit,I expected Ruto to come and launch the replacement of the mabati happening in my house tomorrow juu hii iko sahii imetoboka,But i never expected Eve maina's real name to be Everlyn Maina,Wuui! Wacha nilie kwansa

@polo_kimanii Kaguura 😂

Kama ule jamaa huitwa bookten hana iyo Monkeypox mjue ni serikali inauza uwoga haitaki tutokee maandamano,Msiamini hiyo upus

@__kemboi Manze

@Grandmaster_a Ndio naona net imepotea

Safaricom has done it again

FIXED I joined the cabinet when I was worthy, Ksh. 500M. Immediately, I started looting the Ministry of Roads and Transport to become a dollar billionaire. One gig almost earned me that status. I tried to sell the JKIA airport to corrupt Indians. Unluckily, Kenyans started noticing my love for fine and expensive things. They lobbied for my sacking. I was sacked. I approached Ruto and said, "I was so close to achieving my dream of looting my way into a dollar billionaire. You can't do this to me." Ruto said, "You are a naive looter. Your arrogant display of opulence is rubbing salt on Kenyans' exposed wounds." I begged and begged, but he gave me a deaf ear. He named his first cabinet and my name was missing. I was hurt. I wondered, how special was Chirchir to be nominated, yet he looted more than I? After that, I met him and said, "Ruto, if you don't name me in your subsequent cabinet list, I am going to expose your involvement in the Ambani-JKIA deal." Three days later, I was pleasantly surprised to learn that my blackmail had worked. After naming me, Ruto asked me to apologise to all the Kenyans that I offended. I don't really care about how y'll peasants feel about me spending the money I have stolen from you. Albeit, the last two weeks have been moments of deep reflection. I would like to unreservedly apologize to every Kenyan who I may have offended through my words, my deeds and my conduct, including my lifestyle, in the last two years of my public service. Subject to my approval by Parliament, I pledge to continue looting until I fulfil my dream of being a dollar billionaire.

@KhalifKairo Vitu zingine unaeza jiekea

Flying is not easy as people make it look😅 This was last year, Took me 3 attempts to get my PPL right. Unaanza November, unamalizia July. But rewards, are good. License i hold allows me to fly family & friends. What am testing for now is like a higher level for airline guys.

@KhalifKairo Sawa tumejua uko na exam kesho, sijui tufanye aje

Anyone who was at KCAA today for pilot exams, did they happen ama sisi wote tunaingia kesho?

Hadi us kuna propaganda yank Joe Biden ameinua mikono

Vita ni ya wamama wawili😅

@BettyNdirangu @Itismourinho @abuyamasta Haiombwi hivi wewe 😂😂

@Itismourinho @abuyamasta Mko na ujinga sana, Ombachi is talented , na ni kama huwa inawauma

Tofauti yangu na wewe ni ati mimi bibi yangu hunipikia na wewe huwa unapikia bibi yako. So kama wewe si mwanaume huwezi elewa