Gink

“cite your source” the crows told me

it’s always “are you autistic” and never “thanks for sharing your cool tornado facts with me even though I didn’t ask”

Pain

Mi vecina viendo como me pego un bongazo en el patio

holy fuck the worm just killed the early bird

"This park is really clean and tidy." 🎢✨ Roller Coaster Tycoon Classic is out on PS5 now, combining nostalgic gameplay from the series' first two iconic sims.

Going to Council Bluffs Hyvee to get a quick reminder that it could always be worse

RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 YouTuber Marcel Vos has created the longest ride ever with a coaster so extreme it would take 194 quattorseptuagintillion years to finish That’s a 1 followed by 227 zeros - It’s a number so large it makes the age of the universe, around 13.8 billion years, look tiny in comparison

Im not smiling, friends.

We are Charlie/Pim We work for the boss We fight for the smiles We honor the Squim

my wedding: me: "i do" guests: awwww🥹 me: "or do i?" guests: oooooohhhh

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

waitress: would you like more water me: yes thank you waitress: [picks up my cup to fill it] me: thank you! waitress: [puts my cup down] me: thank you!

bitch what the fuck

Reminder there was no mud on the road 💀