The Grim Tweeter

. @big_ben_clock. I thought digital would be the death of you but your analog face is still alive and well. I must do better. #GrimTweeter

. @ElmStreetWired Dude #HappyHalloween. You're obviously well busy tonight but we need to meet up for a drink soon! #GrimTweeter

#HappyHalloween @ladybarton I foresee an enjoyable death from champagne overconsumption when you can get back on the bottle #GrimTweeter

#HappyHalloween to my best client @HeroMysterion. You've died so many times I've lost count! #GrimTweeter

@leebeattie @elrottencrotch mwahahaha! You seem to share my predictive skills. Come join me on the dark side...or get them to the barbers...

Happy Halloween @leebeattie @elrottencrotch I predict the #beardtwins deaths will come from being velcroed together in a hirsute embrace

#HappyHalloween @taylorswift13 when it comes to fate you can't #ShakeItOff. I foresee your death from boredom of Harry Styles questions

.@alanshearer Your death will involve really big ears. No @GaryLineker won't be murdering you. Elephant stampede on safari #GrimTweeter 🎃🎃🎃

Oh dear @TheXFactor the way the contestants are murdering these songs, you're going to put me out of a job #HappyHalloween #GrimTweeter

.@JeremyClarkson For you, I see death by way of a neck breaking slip on a micro machine. It's what you would have wanted. #GrimTweeter

Will there be murder on the dance floor on #strictlycomedancing @Schofe? I score a perfect 10 when it comes to predicting death #GrimTweeter

. @eliroth Tweet me if you'd like to know what gruesome fate I have in store for you? Death by rabid french bulldog perhaps? #GrimTweeter

#HappyHalloween @ose_toast I foresee your demise as methane poisoning from being Dutch Ovened after a heavy curry session. #GrimTweeter

. @GameOfThrones. Most people hate when their fav character gets killed off. Personally I love it. Keep them deaths coming! #grimtweeter

. @josemourinhotv A Halloween loss. How fitting. Because you're def the walking dead tonight. Another manager bites the dust? #GrimTweeter

Goodbye my lover and goodbye to you @JamesBlunt your shrill tones will cause death by a chandelier falling on your head #GrimTweeter

. @PaddyMcGuinness forget taking the love lift it's death by falling 50 floors for you. No likey no lifey! #GrimTweeter

. @BraileyFace it will not be quick. I see death by 1000 chihuahua licks for you #GrimTweeter

. @JoeyEssex_ You have outwitted me for too many years. Tweet me your DOB and you will find out how I finally catch up with you #GrimTweeter

. @bevan93 you will meet a sticky end. Death by drowning in golden syrup will be your fate #GrimTweeter