Gladys Beak 🐢

I have just been labelled a “vandal”. All because I wanted to sit on the coaster. The fact that the vase was already occupying the coaster is neither here nor there. It was in my way. 🐢🤨

Gathering mushrooms in the woods, with identified species recorded.

@ItsmeTheBooboo1 I know! I told lady Servant I don’t want to be a featherless chicken, but she said I had no choice! 🐢😬

@GrumpyBeak Gladys, mummy looked fings ups and says yous are going to bees a bit likes a chiggen! What is she going on abouts. yous doos not have fevvers. I still doos not understands but we suppawt yous 😽🐾

Lady Servant decided it was time to have the “chat”, and all I have to say is WHAT ABSOLUTE LUNATIC CAME UP WITH THIS DESIGN??? 🐢😣🥚🥚🥚🥚 #nope

@clarabowlover @DorothytheCatto She deserves it! 🐢😠

@GrumpyBeak @DorothytheCatto You let her know Gladys😡😡🐢🐢

@Anita_Negron OMT, Shelli - I’m 8! How was your eggnancy? 🐢😬🥚

@GrumpyBeak How olds yu be, Gladys? Me be eggnant 2 yrs ago when me be 5.

@DorothytheCatto Y’know, I’m okay with that… 🐢🙄

@GrumpyBeak You'll never learn to swim with that attitude!

@GrumpyBeak You need one of these!

@DorothytheCatto @clarabowlover I’ve seen smaller tails on a beaver! 🐢😬🦫

@GrumpyBeak @clarabowlover I don't know what you're talking about.

@JellyOzzy 🐢🤔

Rains stopped outside play today so I’z playing with my toys until I can go hunting. Muvver says I’m her “special” little boy 😹 #Hedgewatch

@tortoise_tiny @TortyHerman @EeyoreFairyTale @booklover9851 @TortoiseGatsby Quite right! #savemytail 🐢😬

@GrumpyBeak @TortyHerman @EeyoreFairyTale @booklover9851 @TortoiseGatsby Nope, we prefer our bits with their factory settings, not all stretched out of shape 🤣🐢🌺🥚🥚🥚

@DorothytheCatto @clarabowlover Compared with yours, it’s extremely delicate… 🐢🤨

@GrumpyBeak @clarabowlover Mahoosive! 🧐🧐

@DorothytheCatto @clarabowlover

@clarabowlover @GrumpyBeak She's got a giant botty!

@DorothytheCatto But not a swimming turtle! *land-lubber beak* 🐢😬

@GrumpyBeak We've been through this. You ARE a turtle.

@clarabowlover @DorothytheCatto My tail’s only teeny! 🐢😬

@GrumpyBeak @DorothytheCatto Yes probably too big for that botty of yours🐢😲

@sarahmog Oooh that would be fab! 🐢🤩

@GrumpyBeak Maybe yours will be sparkly anyway as it is you 🐢🐢🐢

@tortoise_tiny @TortyHerman @EeyoreFairyTale @booklover9851 @TortoiseGatsby Yes! No eggs for us! 🐢😣🥚🥚🥚

@GrumpyBeak @TortyHerman @EeyoreFairyTale @booklover9851 @TortoiseGatsby Come on Gladys, let's go on egg strike! 🤣🐢🌺🥚

@JellyOzzy I am NOT looking forward to it, Ozzy! 🐢😬

@GrumpyBeak Dat’ll make mew eyes water mate 😬😹

@pedals121 Me neither! It just doesn’t seem possible! 🐢😬

@GrumpyBeak Yikes 😬 I don’t like the look of this Gladys 😱💚🐢

@GrumpyBeak Not at all pal, help mewself.

Da morning after da night before 😹 #Hedgewatch

@willow221b Thank goodness! 🐢😬🥚

@GrumpyBeak You’re a bit young for this, only mature ladies get to lay eggs!

@tortoise_tiny @TortyHerman @EeyoreFairyTale @booklover9851 @TortoiseGatsby It really doesn’t! But apparently it’s going to happen anyway whether we like it or not! 🐢😬

@TortyHerman @EeyoreFairyTale @booklover9851 @GrumpyBeak @TortoiseGatsby Stop talking about me like I'm not here, big brother! Also, no thank you to eggs. That doesn't look like fun 😱🐢🌺