James Rotted Petersen

@JBPritzker Did mother approve?

They were in at the time, I swear!

@SWCultureLive I always thought this one was Mr. And Mrs. Spiderman if you turn it upside down.

From a certain point of view… 🐂🤖🦀

@SenWhitehouse "Brewskis means beer and you were drinking!" -Senator Whitehouse at the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation hearings.

The rot runs deep in the Supreme Court.

@RepShriThanedar OH NO! You have allowed your curry to burn and now your entire floor in your apartment building smells like goat shit.

Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump did his weird cow milking dance around a bunch of minors.

@Alt_Azn Worse than ST: Nemesis!

We were in the bathroom taking a piss after the movie, dead silent, when some guy said "man that fucking sucked" and we all agreed.

@JulianaStratton You have the same voting rights that I have. I don't understand. Were you supposed to have MORE voting rights?

My dad didn't march for voting rights just for Trump's Supreme Court to rip them away. We will fight back.

@marceelias Yes! Spend your money on legal fights and keep it from being donated to your crappy candidates! ENJOY!

See you in court. democracydocket.com/cases/florida-…

@DefiantLs First off, that’s a kilt. It’s not a skirt. I’ve worn a kilt before. But only to go out and get drunk in.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: I wore a skirt to the Met Gala because “the most masculine men wear skirts”

@JudiciaryDems It is not "waste" to use resources to deport criminals who are in this country illegally.

BREAKING: Pam Bondi, Kash Patel redirected *9,000* FBI agents and staff to work on immigration for Trump’s MAGA mass deportation, wasting serious resources at our nation’s premier law enforcement agency.

@GovernorVA Can you just say, "kill their babies" instead of saying "restricting reproductive rights?"

Virginia is the only state in the South that hasn’t restricted women’s reproductive rights since the Dobbs decision. And under my watch, it will stay that way.
 
In Virginia, healthcare decisions about contraception, fertility treatments, and reproductive care will continue to be made between women and their doctors — not by politicians. That’s a promise I’ve made, and it’s a promise I intend to keep.

@RepJeffries Young Temu Clyburn is big mad!

Jeffries Derangement Syndrome.

I bought a handheld thermal imager!

@shawzsav And your personal porn business is helping?

Never thought I’d see the fall of the American empire in my days but alas

@catturd2 @libsoftiktok @perchance99 I wonder if they will check his phone cuz...well, I mean c'mon, look at him!

@libsoftiktok @perchance99 Perfect picture of who they are.

Democrat with a “be kind” poster was just arrested for threatening to kiII Trump Can’t make this up

@BarbaraComstock No and I can't wait until it is built and I get to go see it. From one side, you can see the last remnant of chains and slavery surrounded by the graves of the men who faught for and against it and from the other side you can see the leader who helped defeat it. America IS GREAT!

Stop. This. Now.

@rparloff Robert E. Lee's estate is Arlington National Cemetery now and the house is a great symbol and reminder of what that war was about and the men who died in it. This is the DUMBEST take on it and I am wondering if you have ever even visited Arlington Cemetery even once.

Trump's Arc de Triomphe would lionize Gen. Robert E. Lee's mansion and obscure the Lincoln Memorial. nytimes.com/interactive/20…

@jaketapper That about sums him up!

The president posted this about House Democratic Leader Jeffries shortly after 11 pm last night.

@Tim_Walz Did you get a death's head tattoo too?

You know who’s more “concerned” than Susan Collins? Maine Democrats — and they’re ready to win.

@RubenGallego So did you and Swalwell BBQ spit that gal in the video?

The agent who killed Renee Good in cold blood is back on the job. Zero accountability. This is exactly why we can’t give ICE another penny until real reforms are in place. thedailybeast.com/ice-agent-jona…