hanz

i want to spend money but not my money

"Want to smoke another?" Me:

I can’t believe how expensive being alive is.

trying to save my money but i’m just a girl

me after the first sip of my iced brown sugar oat shaken expresso latte from Starbucks

girl dinner this girl dinner that… let’s talk about girl appetizer (2-4 bong rips)

“Are you on your way?” Me still at home:

laughing my whole ass off at chrishell saying if she ended up with the person she was with at 25 she would wanna k*ll herself and that we can google it and then I google it and it’s this mother fucker 😭 not mr shue

this mercury retrograde did not come to play

Hardest picture of Cheech & Chong on earth fr

I AM SO LUCKY AND EVERYTHING ALWAYS WORKS OUT FOR ME 🦋🦋🦋

I can light my own joint

i can buy myself flowers

dating a stoner is all fun n games until they’re dragging u outside in 40° weather at mindnight just to smoke a blunt

sorry for acting crazy it will happen again

When I go to work and they want me to work.

Me: Before we go in, do I look high? Friend: Na you’re good! Me: