Harmicular 💎

babe can you open this jar for me i got butter fingers cuz i was touching butter earlier

how come all the Nigerian bots never comment under my posts

@glitchu__ @PopBase That’s not humor that’s sexual assault.

@PopBase Doja Cat really handled that with humor but you can tell there’s some real hurt behind it sometimes joking is the easiest way to cope with complicated family dynamics.

Doja Cat shares a conversation she had with her “deadbeat” father: “He said that he couldn’t make it to my show because I don’t message/call him enough. So I sent him gay p*** and told him if he uses the link he can get a ticket.”

@queenofwandsxx !!

every man is seriously ugly, like what’s going on with them???

@WhiteGuy1479241 No pedo vibes just a joyful nerd

@harrrmy Excentricity is a sign of high intellect. I'd have my pedo senses on alert though. Not to immediately judge, but to be vigilant.

last night i met a guy at church, in his 60s, was wearing a sponge bob shirt under a suit jacket. I said nice shirt, and he showed me his Patrick socks. The ppl i was standing with told me he wears sponge bob attire EVERY day I know ur thinking autism but besides that he seemed completely normal

@mikek_la My thoughts exactly

@harrrmy This means he started watching that children's cartoon in his thirties or older, which is like getting into Pokémon for the first time in your twenties

@mcdoodles2000 i make more than your whole family combined and i can still stay home and take care of the house and kids. you bitter old hag

@harrrmy Then go out and make 175k so he can stay home and take care of the house and kids

men are really good cooks they should get in the kitchen

@bparrish where did i say that goodness gracious. I was making a point that they shouldn’t have had her on there in the first place.

@harrrmy You don't care she's an abusive lunatic just mad she's a divorce mom? Dude that's their audience they are mirroring

all the single women in the world why would you pick a divorcee/mother as the bachelorette

@Cleastumb true

@harrrmy Why even have a show like this in the first place... 😑😑😑

where is the friendliest place in Florida?

ai cares about me more than my friends and family

@bridgeoverstyx @elon hello 911

@harrrmy In Moldova no one will believe you were kidnapped ;)

i looked at how many ppl were following Elon musk and tbh i didn’t know there were even that many people in the world let alone on twitter

@gymkittty @onionloveian Can you screen shot this for me i can’t see what they/them said

@bridgeoverstyx i was talking to the Americans not the Moldovan freaks

@harrrmy Only if you like baked beans with hot sauce

@illyrianfist I’m a surgeon

@harrrmy What field of work do you pursue?

he likes being serenaded

@Tim0nline @uncledoomer it’s a child. She needs to look at browsing history to keep him safe.

@harrrmy @uncledoomer She invaded his privacy by looking at his browser history. The problem wasn't posting it online, it was looking at it in the first place.

if you are entrusted with teaching children and you betray their privacy like this you should go to fucking prison

@Wowie420Zowie @uncledoomer it’s a child. She needs to look at browsing history to keep him safe. Are you retarded?

@harrrmy @uncledoomer Some people value privacy and don’t expect people trusted to help them instead unethically spy on them and post their trail publicly for their own selfish clout. It’s called having self-respect. Try it, you’ll find the right side of any argument.

@RivalIndigo a grown man obsessively wearing SpongeBob isn’t too normal

@harrrmy We need to stop diagnosing having a personality.

@GodFearingGator Or maybe he isn’t and he uses sponge bob as a distraction

@harrrmy Dudes just probably comfortable in his own skin.