Harmy

babe can you open this jar for me i got butter fingers cuz i was touching butter earlier

@Dr_Bry_So_Fly Reverse those for me

@harrrmy Feel this way about shows like Big Bang Theory, like how is this funny? but freaking love arrested development (the original seasons)

the things people think are funny I'm like ????? and the things I think are funny people are like ???????????????????

awwsocute

Submitting my two weeks notice to God

@owenknight Then ?

@harrrmy Oh my that’s extreme

i really want to go lay at the pool but there are lots of people there and they are talking

@owenknight lemme guess buy a gun

@harrrmy There is a solution to this

I’m going to perform medical malpractice on you because I love you

@J_J_MilkMan I like when people talk to me but not when strangers talk around me esp not in English

@harrrmy Just tell them you don’t speak English, that’s my new go to

@jsrrayburn i only like when people i know talk. Not strangers

@harrrmy talking people are the worst

@NickHintonn i eat before i eat so i don’t get hungry waiting to eat

u ever eat before u eat so u don’t eat too much

@Gilbeezyskit93 x.com/harrrmy/status…

@harrrmy Adulthood is one word.

i really thought i would be laying around being hand fed grapes a lot more in adult hood than it actually happens

who named it gold digging and not enticing miners

@ro_ott2 you were just following directions

@ArchonAvalon 😂

White woman discovers Sharia law lol

i have diversified my internet money i am rich

u should legally be able to k*ll ur reply guys