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Milk does exist

Religious parents when their kids even slightly question anything about their religion:

“i dont wanna buy your comms”

I am using 1 of my 50 tweets on you

This guy actually cant be deadass there's no way

Realistically why is anyone tweeting 50 times a day

I was bored.

so if there’s sonion… that means onion… …my man 😂🤝

oh my god bruh fuck off

twitter is kinda the perfect social media cause i can scroll while listening to music

do you ever miss your first online friends

Live tweeting probably the best part about this app wdym only 50 tweets a day????

There is an unlicensed Russian SpongeBob SquarePants game for the Mega Drive/Genesis, developed by the company KDS, which is based on the European version of the game Cool Spot. [1/3]

americans wtf is a dirty soda