keyona…like reeves 🐉

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

Apartments getting rid of balconies and bathtubs is actually baffling.

Me choosing to not sit with my coworkers so I can eat my lunch and watch my YouTube

people in the theater were gasping at this and then the scene when Agamemnon was about to toss his daughter.....crickets lmfao

Look what they took away from us 😞

‘OBSESSION’ has become the 6th highest grossing horror movie of all time. Now at $458M worldwide.

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

Before the war between Android and Apple started, the war between 0.5 and 0.7 users was the one that separate humans from each other

when you’re the only one who brought a charger on the trip

i love the peace that rainy days bring.

Who the hell thought Gmail needed a storage limit and that, once it’s full, you wouldn’t be able to receive emails anymore?????

I need people to understand that “high functioning autism” often means “makes everyone else comfortable at enormous personal cost”

Hot take: People DO NOT actually want to become millionaires. They want to stop checking their bank account before buying groceries.

odysseus when the Trojan horse designed to trick and destroy Troy, tricks and destroys Troy

Now hold on a minute!! 🤔🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

walking out of a morning movie with your whole day still ahead of you

Jimmy Neutron and his friends building rockets and launching together to save their families is still such a hype moment. The shot of all of them flying through the galaxy toward danger in perfect formation is just plain dope.

sometimes when i get emotionally attached to a show i don't watch the last episode so it doesn't end for me

trying to not treat myself after every minor inconvenience after pay day 💔

Odysseus and his fleet once they land on any island 😭