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i’m going on tour the presale is in 4 minutes and tickets are $936 oh my godddd wait actually tickets are $2953 actually we just sold out yeah sorry the general sale that was supposed to be in 7 minutes is actually cancelled bc we’re sold outtttttt yeah no there’s no seat map why

girlfriend that likes laying down

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

Me applying to jobs after my boss makes me mad:

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn’t see that email until you’re emotionally ready

It's our home. This Earth Day, see our planet as our Artemis II astronauts saw it with these new images from the mission.

My five year plan is to see how it goes

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

They just struck the Lesbian Pentagon

how it feels trying not to tell someone what i’ve bought them as a present

ahh to be a fat bear floating down a river

it’s so nice out i should quit my job today

Nuclear Armageddon pending and here I am in Excel

I'm so nervous!! 🌔 #ArtemisII #NASA #Moon

nct ta me deixando com fomo…. agora tbm quero me demitir

Watching videos of people's town vs yours

you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love.

it be anyone but super junior 😭😭😭

Irene slipped on the banana peel that September 2010