god’s baby

this reminds me of when my dad published his book in 2007 and the first review on amazon is my mom anonymously hyping it up 💘

@puddingfan13 dude same

bartender at [redacted] gave me a free drink in a styrofoam cup and now i’m at the river with it and a joint

somehow my twitter algorithm got really swiftiefied sorry

the girls that get it get it

also, free her!

when i was in 8th grade in 2005-2006 there was a science teacher that always smelled like liquor and sometimes slurred his words and he would tell girls to jump up and down or bend over for extra credit and nothing happened to him when parents complained

Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy

i bet Loverboy tastes like ass lol

@azninthesun it’s so hard❤️ for me it was so rare to find someone i could really open up to because i’m guarded asf and it takes TIME to see if the connection is there. but it’s worth it when you find it!!! ❤️❤️❤️

going to therapy every week to establish rapport or whatever with a new therapist is a LOT I don’t like it

@local__celeb 3rd pic is too beautiful

botox forehead is so off putting when it’s a situation that requires emotional expression and you can tell the person is trying to emote but they can’t move their face

that episode of #southernhospitality was a 10/10, every scene was pure chaos, early VPR energy

telling my 69-year-old mom about druski

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i’m the youngest person at the lancaster county annual quilt fair by a good 30 years

@rhinotary it’s so good i have to show you the panel i got later

@hostileworm I love quilt fairs

@hostileworm Thankz so much for the love!

sheetz is so beautiful. you can’t not be happy when you walk into a sheetz

new receptacle for my samples 🫶