marcs

nooo don’t touch me while i’m sleeping that would be sooo baddd 👀👀👀

touch starved asf imma start humping my pillow i swear

Whatever bruh I’ll stroke my own cock then

polish names

The hair quality of my pubes is actually so impressive

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing eachother on instagram

“fucking the weed man for weed” i’m fucking the misery and torment man for sheer love of the game

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

do you ever get so needy for someone you hump your bed and drool while thinking about them ??

excavation cakes

*scrolls past a kink i'm not into* *scrolls back up to make sure*

sea life is genuinely so unserious

Airbnb tried to charge us a dog hair cleaning fee but it was just 3 hairy gay guys and we didn’t bring a dog… 😐

as much as i love casual nudity i could never do it with someone else because my ass would see them naked and immediately get hard