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Oh you thought we were sending? Lmaooo

> for the first time in my life i saw tanks and missiles irl and actually got scared a bit then i thought about CL.. and suddenly felt less scared > then I thought some ppl online say korean dudes are gay but literally every single one of them went through military training and learned how to shoot guns and stuff > Anyway I had a dinner with my fren who used to work in crypto as a pro dev couldnt find a job for a while so he started this “app-tech” business in korea where ppl farm tiny rewards from watching ads kinda like airdrops > and honestly the users felt very similar to crypto ppl (=me) except crypto ppl spend 1k hoping for a 100k airdrop while these app-tech farmers get excited over like 10 cents my fren said the difference is IQ so i guess we are smarter than avg..? which sounds evil when i type it out like this > then we randomly started thinking about monetizing early 40s dudes’ aspirations to date younger girlies.. and while writing this realized i forgot to tell him about the abg cmo.. > and we talked about salary ranges in korea and he said im kinda like a pro gamer (Ive never played League before) where a small number of ppl can make way more than avg but it only lasts for a few years.. and honestly looking at our industry i kinda agreed hehe.. now im wondering how im supposed to survive the next 5 yrs > and i missed my bus while typing all this and ppi ruined my vibe too > but overall the weather was amazing and it was nice reconnecting with the fren who first made me read mastering bitcoin > pic of me saying Hi to tank supposed to be here but Hitler sign ruined my plan..

SK Hynix out there handing out soju and kbbq to the picket line

@Pepper0x Idts

We bullish on pocket watches now?

me with llama cpp

Loracle this, Loracle that. Have you considered minding your own bags? Hyperliquid.

While everyone’s waiting for Hyperliquid Summer, @NestExchange is sponsoring HYPE Spring. If you’re a veNEST locker in the HYPE Engine Vault, go claim your $HYPE.

> KOSPI briefly sold off after investors interpreted Korea’s “AI national dividend” idea as a potential windfall tax on chipmakers. > The policy chief later clarified that the proposal was about using excess tax revenue, not seizing Samsung or SK Hynix profits. > President Lee also pushed back against that framing, calling it misleading. > The market pared some losses as the issue looked more like policy miscommunication than an actual anti-corporate tax move.

Another banger report from @HyperliquidR just dropped. Trade[XYZ] Q1 2026 in a nutshell: > $112B volume in Q1 while competitors lost 40-67% > 33% of total HL volume, 92% of HIP-3 OI > $7.93M revenue, $40M annualized (fees 90% off) > OI from $181M to $1.94B, ATHs 48 days straight > CL-USDC beat ETH in daily volume during Hormuz > First ever licensed S&P 500 perp on a DEX Solid work from the HRC team as always. Congrats @tradexyz on the quarter! Full report here: hyperliquidr.xyz/report/tradexy… HIP3LIQUID.

Hyperliquid.

Builder codes have paid out $69M+ to third party apps since launch. Phantom alone earned $20M routing trades from its wallet in under a year. If you have distribution and you haven't integrated, you're literally leaving money on the table. Hyperliquid.

Low tier fish tank KOL: shills everything including their mother’s ccb. Will say the dev smelled the fart of Vitalik once and that’s why it’s going to the moon. Mid tier, incall agency escort KOL: shills twice a month, usually more in depth analysis. Project ceiling is 100m bc they full stack hitler 24h after posting a research essay. Can usually see them accumulate coins on a chart bc they can’t execute onchain. Higher tier, FMTY, low tier fashion model escort KOL: shady gambling sites (good cheque), discount OTC deals in bear markets for monthly posts, monthly stipends in bull, larps about country estates and having a high class life while being spiritually Dravidian Top tier, billionaire’s sugar baby level KOL: gets 7 figs airdrops for existing, rugged 8 figs in an ICO, never logs onto this cesspool, laughs from private jet but still addicted to CT

@pear_protocol @PiPonHL @rekt_gang @SaveTheWhal3s @hypurr_co TT

Double Hypearpoints this week, convertible to hyperliquid:native. NFT holders stack further. Up to 3x with the full collection. While others hand out monopoly money, Pear pays in the best asset in the space. Use it or lose it. 🍐

Absolutely scared of ageing because both my parents are trapped in a loveless marriage bound together by religion and money which destroyed their home and relationships with their children but I take a lot of pregnenolone and rub vitamin E on my testicles to ascend to Hyperborea instead of being sad 👍👍❤️❤️

The @21shares_us Hyperliquid ETF goes live today on Nasdaq. Ticker is $THYP. Historically crypto ETF launches haven't moved the underlying token in the short term, so we probably won't see a price pump. But it's bullish for a few reasons 👇 > Adoption: every US RIA, IRA, family office and institutional mandate that couldn't touch HYPE before today now can. > Legitimacy: HYPE is now an asset traditional finance takes seriously. > Price discovery: BTC ETFs now drive most of the price action for BTC. Where HYPE trades will increasingly be decided by TradFi flows, not just crypto native venues. > Staking: THYP also stakes a portion of its holdings, so investors get price exposure + network yield in one product. > Supply dynamics: HYPE already has a buyback mechanism that burns supply. An ETF that locks part of its holdings in staking adds another supply sink. $HYPE to $1000 is programmed. Hyperliquid.

Niqabio @HypioHL

Congratulations to Phantom on reaching $20M in builder code revenue on Hyperliquid in under a year. Users can trade 200+ markets in the Phantom app, including crypto, indices, commodities, and more. To date, 100+ teams have integrated via builder codes, earning a share of fees on every trade their users make.

@cryptokano @HypioHL Niqabioooooo.... HN 💦