Iain Stirling

Some of the greatest leaves on Earth.

That's telekinesis, Kyle.

@fkahumxn @mufc1771 I think you might have the wrong Iain Stirling, I think you are looking for @IainDoesJokes...

@mufc1771 @iainstirling anyway choose love for love is the shortcut to world peace ☮️

. @iainstirling you’re really out of touch with your anti vegan comments - you’re against World Peace and pro violence, it’s not funny just obscene - it’s like being homophobic or racist in public, sad really #iainstirling #LoveIsland

@craigzielinski @Industry3D @doctorow That Model 4 looks like it has a much more ergonomic keyboard than the TRS-80 Color Computer, do you remember all the mistyping when playing Keys of the Wizard? BAHS BAT, BASH BTA, ...

@craigzielinski @MarkCraig1978 Aye.

Bit random I know @iainstirling @craigzielinski, but do you recognise?

@Billie24012312 @eoghanmcdermo @TheScript_Danny @RTE2fm @rte @IainDoesJokes I had a nerdy high pitch voice before @IainDoesJokes was born!

Beat boxing with a violin? I'm in! The legend that is @TheScript_Danny is getting involved with #CreateDontContaminate... It's MUSIC today... Blast us a tune, give us a performance. @RTE2fm @rte posting the best ones! Get involved x

Hail Hydra!

I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?

Can you believe it's been ten years? Where are you now...? Ten years, I think. What I miss? Ten years. What happened!? #MyTwitterAnniversary

The Marsec corporation manufactures the best weapons in the galaxy, but its boss, Sterner Regnix, uses unsavoury methods to extract the best from his top scientists.

@Glasgow2018 @mattwalls55 @BritishCycling @Euro_Champs Congratulations @mattwalls55, it was a fantastic ride. @meganstirling

"It's a fantastic crowd. At the end there it was deafening. It gives you a boost right at the end when you need it most." @mattwalls55 salutes the velodrome crowd after winning the men's elimination race earlier today #TheMoment

@simonhdick It is warm up there, above the biggest radiator in the house!

New family member.

Objectives: - Destroy the Ion Cannon. - Raynor must survive.

@edballs The internet is the weirdest thing humanity has ever created.

@craigzielinski @MarkCraig1978 I'll be updating my Brood War for sure. Presumably we can play each other over the internet?

It is cold in our house sometimes. Yesterday I drank a can of soup straight from the cupboard and got an ice cream headache from it.

@simonhdick new shades, presumably courtesy of @craigzielinski

I now have bionic eyes.

Jerry Douglas Slide Guitar Sauce tastes good with EVERYTHING.