pisces hate page

Sex is a very intimate act Your body is a temple and you shouldn't share it with someone who doesn't listen to Robbie Williams

ticketmaster prices so bad my whole tl is calling harry bald and greedy

pulling out this bad boy because of the presale

i’m still at the restaurant

this is exactly how I think I look when I’m 2 drinks deep and flirting my ass off

need to become a tour guide i’ve just realized it’s the only job i can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me

I’m the evil Martin Lewis, the money wasting expert x

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

“hot girl summer !” ok

man clearly just wants to kiss her and she's yapping her ass off (I want this)

i’m not even being dramatic when i say i would’ve fell to my knees and started sobbing if i was there

physical media is forever

“for the plot” i say as i actively ruin my life

engaging in attention-seeking behaviour (wearing shimmering body oil)