Alt Illinois DoT
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Alt Illinois DoT
@Illinois_DOT
Parody of Illinois DOT
Springfield, Illinois Katılım Eylül 2010
49 Takip Edilen82 Takipçiler
@Illinois_DOT Could you please fix the car eating potholes on I 80 anytime soon?
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We're not sure why we gave a highway interchange a Twitter account of its own, but it's certainly not a sign of an overgrown bureaucracy.
IDOT_Illinois@IDOT_Illinois
As part of ongoing construction at @Thejanebyrne Interchange, lane closures on the inbound Dan Ryan Expressway begin July 13. Full details: ow.ly/XkwX50Aunz3 #ILtraffic
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The Village of Stone Park, Illinois.
@StoneParkPD
November@postoctobrist
gonna to a blog-style open thread here by asking: what is the business in your area that is a transparent front for organised crime
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‘When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?" Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.’
IDOT_Illinois@IDOT_Illinois
We at IDOT hope you survived today without catching a case of the Mondays.
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@LindaWood040266 Only when @Local150, the union which controls us, gives us permission.
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Took us long enough.
IDOT_Illinois@IDOT_Illinois
Illinois' newest piece of infrastructure is soon to open to traffic. When it opens for Thursday morning's commute, the $23.9 million Cumberland Flyover — built in conjunction with @ILTollway — will improve safety and access in and out of @fly2ohare and the surrounding area.
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.@illinois_DOT reminds: work zones impact all motorists. @nbcchicago #NWZAW #OrangeforSafety
@KyeMartinNBC
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Rule #1. Keep an eye out at railroad crossings and don't do stupid crap, such as trying to beat the train.
Rule #2. See Rule #1. twitter.com/ILCommerceComm…
ICC@ILCommerceComm
Today, the ICC held a Rail Safety Summit exploring strategies to reduce the number of pedestrians & motorists incidents & share the stories & mental health impact of RR employees affected by tragedies.Thank you to our panelists for sharing w/ us their safety & prevention efforts!
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Apparently there is no more need for a parody account, as the official one has become sufficiently laughable. twitter.com/IDOT_Illinois/…
IDOT_Illinois@IDOT_Illinois
Update: The janky cars have been cleared and the ramp to 47th Street is back open.
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@chadmccullough I hear @INDOT does a better job than our people. Perhaps ask your company for a relocation stipend?
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One of our favorite clips! We use it to motivate our staff! twitter.com/Joseywalesful/…
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@chadmccullough Establish an anarcho-syndicalist commune and farm mud.
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@chadmccullough Everything on our roads represents varying degrees of fodder for Class-8 heavy trucks. We might remove the signs for motorcycle riders, too.
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@bvilltheopenmat Our paver's union decides which lanes they want to work on. Signage is a different union.
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To be entirely fair, we don’t pay attention to the boss, either. twitter.com/billjcameron/s…
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