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i’m going fucking insane

tx | 23 Katılım Mayıs 2021
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Brendan Fraser Crane
Body count is not something I ask about when dating. After we’re married I’ll just treat her dexterity as unspoken backstory, like a monk who seems familiar with the blade
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𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄
Smoking a blunt when you're a handsome boy must feel so good like damn I'm so fuckin high and handsome
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MC Squared
MC Squared@mcsquared34·
Old school/outlaw country: •Fuck my boss •Fuck the police •I will resist the law until the day I die Modern country: •Let me lick your boots, sir •I love cops and injustice •Comply or die
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g.@GeauxGabrielle·
Rabies is 100% fatal if you don’t get that vaccine AND the US only has enough smallpox vaccines stockpiled for the Armed Forces. We test to keep it out of gen pop cause it’s OVER if it becomes endemic again. Thanks MAGA
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BoofPaxkMooky@BoofPaxkMooky·
Niggas be thinking cuz u laid back u won’t lean forward
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Tuki
Tuki@TukiFromKL·
🚨Do you understand the irony of what just happened.. the FBI spent two years investigating Hillary Clinton for using a personal email for government work.. it dominated every news cycle.. it decided an election.. "lock her up.." the man they put in charge of the FBI.. just got his personal email hacked by Iran.. the DOJ confirmed it.. Iran-linked group "Handala" breached FBI Director Kash Patel's personal email and got his data.. think about the timing.. America has fired 850 Tomahawk missiles at Iran this month.. spent billions.. and Iran didn't fire back with a missile.. they walked through the front door of the FBI.. and here's what nobody wants to say out loud.. the FBI Director was using a personal email in the first place.. the same thing the FBI called a national security threat when Hillary did it.. the agency that decides what's a crime.. doesn't follow its own rules.. The rules only apply until you're the one making them.
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter

BREAKING: The DOJ says FBI Director Kash Patel’s personal email has been breached by hackers.

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Scott R. Grossman
Scott R. Grossman@srg444·
Let me get this straight: Beers before a 10am flight? Typical sight. Mimosas at brunch? Accepted. Power-hour martinis at 1pm? No problem. Pitchers at happy hour? Standard. Delicious Cab with your steak? Classy. Drinking by the pool all day? Encouraged. But a little cannabis in the quiet of the night makes you a f@cking degenerate? Get real.
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Medical Grower 420 🇺🇸
Medical Grower 420 🇺🇸@medicalgrower42·
Exactly how I feel with whatever I smoke. 😆
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James Throt MBBS, MD, PhD, FRCPath
This is why Global Warming is now referred to as Climate Change. There was a recognition that some people would be too dimwitted to understand that global warming doesn’t mean “always warmer” weather. It’s even scarier when you realise these dimwits are British politicians.
Suella Braverman@SuellaBraverman

Global warming?!? Just over a week to go until Easter and we need to get our big coats back out! I wouldn’t mind a bit more global warming to be honest, right now.

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