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Not my dad saying “let me go buy bread” and the whole family getting in the car😭 he thinks we forgot what he did in 2021😭😭😭😭😭😭

Who ends a situationship at sehri time dawg I cant even smoke about it

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

The sheer abuse of the term mid century modern on facebook marketplace ….

i think it's time we put the things i promised in my research proposal behind us

men not getting beat with pans no more that’s why they’re acting like that

i love the "never kill yourself" genre bc it captures the slippery truth that the distance between a life worth living and wanting to die really is, like, one minor amusement a day that's why it's imperative to go outside and look at things and try to like them

virginia woolf's 1931 new years resolutions: “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones”

Life is all about having coffee with your friends for five hours actually

Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader

when someone disagrees with me it’s like wow.. anti-intellectualism really is on the rise

telling myself i’m too self aware for therapy as i repeat a pattern of behavior i’ve been trying to break since age 14

baking when u live alone is like ok i had my fun now what do i do with 28 cookies

no one loves international football more than a woman who doesn’t watch football.

when my grandma opens a water bottle by herself i say okay musclesssss and she goes hehehe