Stephen

Petition to ban classes after 3pm.

Ending my thesis paper with “but who gives a fck what I think”

womanizing btw. no substance at all. e go just dey reduce your money stupidly

“It’s your last day..” Yes, do fast make I comot.

i fit buy something 800k dey vex to pay delivery 7k

Imagine running to save your life and this is your full speed 😭😭

Them niggas sacrificed everything for that World Cup

Normalize losing arguments on purpose so you can go on with your day.

Law School First term wrapped: 0 relationships 0 situationships 3 crushes 5 new friends Went out 0 number of times 2 BOB dinners Said “I hate this place” 1 million times.

Ole was not a total failure, a bad transfer window by the club fucked up is trajectory. He urged the club to sign Haaland, Bellingham and Rice, he also identified Kane as a top target after finishing 2nd in the league, The club signed Sancho, Ronaldo, Van De Beek and Varane. If anything the club let Ole down.

Happy 29th birthday, Bnxn 🎊🩷 •2020 City People Entertainment Awards, Revelation Of The Year •2022 Headies Next Rated winner •2023 Soundcity MVP Awards, Best collaboration •Kilometer remix featuring Zinoleesky was the first platinum certified Nigerian single of the streaming era •Surpassed 1.8 billion total streams on Spotify across all credits. What’s your all-time favorite Bnxn song?

Me using the same username everywhere

Carrick’s the only manager that’s not rated after beating every top manager in the league 💀

if na China tinubu dey, na when e buy that yacht they for don hang am

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

A lot of your problems come from not putting people in their place the first time they try you

cause say you don buy car and iPhone 17, you con dey call for school reunion

cuddling is all cute and romantic, but when i wan really sleep you go shift abeg 🙏🏾

One day we’re gonna have to watch an ad before they let us answer the phone.

"You just want an easy life". Should I want a difficult one? 😭