C-SECTION

Sahi nimesuspend mambo ya mapenzi na dates until further notice. It is not economically possible to be in love now.

My Champions league correct score Prediction Atletico Madrid 🇪🇸 1 : 2 🇪🇸 Barcelona Liverpool 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 0 : 2 🇫🇷 Paris Saint German Arsenal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1 : 3 🇵🇹 Sporting CP Bayern Munich 🇩🇪 4 : 1 🇪🇸 Real Madrid #UCL #uclnight #AtletiBarça #LIVPSG #ARSvSPO #FCBRMA

Fuel to hit shs. 107 tomorrow..damn!

Dating past your 30s is realizing attraction is easy … but alignment is rare.

according to philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

This is the definition of looking out for ya homies.

Liverpool against PSG

I like people who find a way. There is always a way.

"Rais Ruto ameenda kwangu kuzindua University of Nyamira for the Fifth time hadi nimechoka. How long is he going to lie to people." Patrick Osero, Borabu MP

Ruto Heckled and Chased Awayby Somalis in Eastleigh. No one wants anything to do with this Thug from Sugoi

Any petrol station that hoarded about 20k liters just made an extra 800k .

Politician development agenda Stadiums ✅✅✅ Markets ✅✅✅ Boda boda sheds ✅✅ Airports ✅✅ Churches ✅✅ Branded relief food ✅✅ Handouts ✅✅ Schools ❌❌❌ Hospitals ❌❌❌ Properly planned cities ❌❌❌ Good roads ❌❌❌ Jobs for the youth ❌❌❌

President Ruto had promised to look into the fuel taxation and abolish some taxes. Did he do as he had promised after assuming power?

Msee wa nduthi ameanguka kwa rally ya politician akaletwa casualty na Fracture ya neck of femur sahi ameambiwa DHS ni 150k na SHA haicover. Tunangoja amalize kulia tumwambie hata hatuna maji theatre aende another hospital as self referal juu ambulance pia haina mafuta

As I have always said, If you have a problem with menstrual blood, then just date a man. Women menstruate it is not news. And sometimes, mistakes will happen. If you think this little blood messes up your car, then wait till she has to push a baby out in the car while you are stuck in jam rushing to the hospital, you will see real blood. And if she had a heavy meal before labor begins, Number 2 will actually come out before the baby. So this is nothing lads. As long as you are straight and love women, then terms and conditions apply.😉 abakyala bazira.

HR warned this gen z coworker of mine multiple times against coming to work dressed in casual but his argument was, "As long as I complete all my assigned tasks perfectly I don't think you should be concerned about my dress code." The other day he came in dressed in jeans and open shoes and so HR gave him a 2 weeks suspension. 3 days in and HR noticed alot of stuff at work was failing due to the gen z's absence so he contacted him to get back to office but the gen z is refusing to come back saying 2 weeks aren't over yet

Back in 2022 when fuel hiked in Kenya and we experienced a shortage, the HIGH PRIEST of LIES William Ruto then the Deputy President called for press conferences to criticize a government that he was serving in. He told off President Uhuru Kenyatta his boss that government claiming that the fuel shortage and hikes in the country had been brought about the Ukraine-Russia war at the time. He said that it is hogwash and useless! Today, there is even a worse fuel crisis in the country than it was in 2022 when he was hornbilling around. He now wants us to believe that it has been caused by the Iran-Israel war, yet there is already a fuel scandal at the Ministry of Energy involving his close allies! This economic bandit from Sugoi will COLLAPSE this economy through blatant STEALING of public resources!

Watched an Alex Mwakideu interview the other day he was talking to the legendary judge from Vioja Mahakamani. Millennials, you know her ~That no-nonsense mama who took zero nonsense in that courtroom. Now here’s the wild part they never had scripts. Not a single one. They’d just show up, pick roles, agree on the case, and go. Cameras rolling, take one, done. So every punchline Alphonse Makacha and Dot Makokha ever dropped? Pure improvisation. No rehearsal. Nothing prepared. Just talent doing its thing in real time. Kenya really had something special with that crew. And here’s the part that gets me AG Amos Wako was fully behind the show. He’d supply them with real court cases and actual judgments from Kenyan courts. So when the judge passed her verdict on screen, it wasn’t made up. It was legally accurate, straight from the constitution. Comedy on the surface. Civic education underneath. That’s a level of craft most productions today can’t touch. Golden era. Salute to those legends. 🫡

Parents can be their children's enemy. Your daughter tells you she’s coming from the Middle East, where she has been for 3 years, earning 50k monthly. She has been sending 20k for her child’s upkeep. That leaves her with 30k, a little over 1 million. You hire a whole Nissan to go for her at the airport. You have a tent and food at home with outside catering and a pastor to give thanks. The total damage is 70k, and now everyone knows she’s home. Beggars crawl out of the woodwork. You have her repair your house, and 3 months later she is broke. You have eaten 3 years of your child’s life. Why?

The energy President Ruto was using to control Nairobi Hospital should use to rescue Kenyatta National Hospital from collapse.