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Aston Villa is delighted to announce that the club will be competing in the UEFA Champions League for the 2026/27 season.

ICEMAN. HABIBTI. MAID OF HONOUR. Out now on Spotify.

FWA Men's Footballer of the Year ✅ Premier League Player of the Season ❓ ©️ @B_Fernandes8 needs your help to clinch another award!

There’s really nothing you won’t see in workplaces these days because tell me why something so small turned into a full HR situation on Monday 😭 So there are these two people in my office that everybody already calls “work husband and wife.” They’re always together lunch together, inside jokes, sharing food, gist partners, everything. The girl even keeps snacks for him because this man hardly brings food to work and anytime anything happens, they run to each other first. At some point, people stopped seeing it as innocent office friendship. The crazy part is that this man has an actual serious girlfriend outside work, but from the way he behaves in the office, you honestly wouldn’t know. Now fast forward to Monday. His girlfriend decided to surprise him at work. Nobody knew she was coming. She asked for him and was directed to his department, but when she got there, he wasn’t at his desk. Of course, he was at his usual spot with his “work wife,” both of them laughing and sharing food like always. Someone pointed them out to her. This girl stood there quietly for a few seconds just watching them. Then she walked up calmly. The moment the guy saw her, you could literally see the panic on his face 😭 he stood up immediately trying to compose himself. Then she said: “So this is the colleague you told me not to worry about?” Silence. Before he could even explain anything, she picked up his phone and started going through it right there in front of everybody. That’s when the real problem started. Messages. Late-night chats. Plans outside work. Things that clearly crossed the line from “just colleagues.” The calmness disappeared instantly 😭 Voices started getting louder, people gathered around, and you know how offices are once drama starts suddenly everybody has one important thing to do in that exact area. HR had to step in because the whole thing was becoming a serious scene. The funniest but also most awkward part? The “work wife” genuinely looked shocked, like she didn’t even realize how deep everything had gotten until that moment. Since yesterday, everything changed completely. No more sitting together, no more lunch together, no more public gist sessions… nothing. Then yesterday HR sent out a general message saying staff should avoid “work husband/work wife” dynamics and maintain professionalism at all times 😭 Honestly… after what happened, I completely understand why.

Lockdown immediately

I know a guy that broke up with his gf of 3 months cause she didn’t get him anything for his birthday. He said he has experienced what it feels to have a woman spend on him and he refuses to settle for less 😭😭

my boys locked in for ICAN and CFA.

So you’re telling me Manchester United can no longer finish below 3rd?😂

West Ham have 2 options tomorrow, let Arsenal win the league and get relegated OR beat them, stay up AND become everyone’s favorite small team. Choose wisely @WestHam

If it’s not in the Pepsi bottle, we are not buying. Period🤏🏾

3-5am sex be so fire , pussy wet asf ,dick be harder than a missile 😂😫😭

I don’t care who they are, whenever English teams play in Europe I want them to win! So come on Villa, palace and PSG !

3am-5am sex be so damn good😩

The fact that Twitter isn't contact synced is a big win

purchasing things she mentions in passing conversation >>>

how to understand boys: 1. give him breast. end.

i chop obough world champion and premier league defending champion within a month again

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