Aaliyah Jade

Where are the people of MAKOKO supposed to go?

pls can you please repost. even if you have before, undo and repost again. it’s been a week since we last heard anything from him 😞

Whenever you mistakenly feel like taking Nigerians seriously, always remember that the first 2 Christmases that Zenith Bank HQ decorated Ajose Adeogun roundabout with a plastic Santa and red boxes, people ripped open the boxes hoping to find presents. Nigerians are trained from childhood to believe in miracles and magic above all else. Our people literally cannot distinguish their fantasies and malaria fever hallucinations from real life, neither can they distinguish their opinions from objective facts. It is the world's largest agglomeration of completely delusional people who live inside their own heads. Every Nigerian believes they have "enemies" who are responsible for stagnating their progress, and they are one miraculous event away from becoming Femi Otedola. Nothing concern our people with market research, market share, market size, and any other data points that can explain business success or failure. All na prayer or "juju."

We are having a Monday of Miracle Money. Come early for Tuesday's financial breakthrough. On Wednesday we shall be having special anointing hours. If you miss Thursday's hour of praise you shall miss the blessings of your papa. On Friday we shall have K!ll-Your-Enemies all night of prayer warfare. If I be a prophet, you shall experience an emergency turnaround in our 7 days of power-packed crusade. You close your shop dey run dey go another man’s own 😂 That’s how your business will crumble. That’s how you will lose your job. That’s how poverty will take over your life. Nigerian Mindset with miracles. So sickening.🤦🏿‍♂️

Can it grow an economy? Can you harness it for power supply? Can it build roads, bridges, tunnels, railways, hospitals, and schools? Can it defend the innocent people in the north and Middle Belt who are killed by terrorists everyday? Can it improve our place in the world and stop us from queuing all night in front of VFS Ikeja to escape to other countries? Can it build processing facilities for our natural resources so that we move up the value chain and stop exporting jobs and importing poverty and everlasting inflation? Can it ensure that rule of law and due process are followed, so that anybody with some money cannot use the NPF to kidnap you and lock you up in a cell in Abuja for saying something that hurt their feelings on the internet? Can it reduce the 52% of harvests that spoil on Nigerian farms every year because there is insufficient storage and transport infrastructure? Can it ensure that if you and your country people vote for a human being in an election, INEC will not switch off IREV and declare a bag of ìgbẹ olóyún as winner of the election at 4AM? Can it make your government see you as a citizen and not a subject? If you can't use it to do any of these things, can you at least crush and drink it like vibranium so it will give you superpowers like the Black Panther? Because with the obsession you people have with magic, one would think the magic would at least be evident in your lives. Not that you're in your $1500 per capita annual income country, springing like a duka in Kruger National Park when you hear the "NEPA has brought light" alarm, so you can manage to charge the phone you struggled to buy from people in China, South Korea and San Francisco who don't have "voodoo," but take all the things listed above for granted. "Voodoo" una😕

It’s been an amazing few days, cheers to growth, cheers to 2k followers. Welcoming you all to the SHEUT family ❤️

As Sickle Cell Awareness Month draws to a close, let's all remember to choose kindness in our words and actions. #SickleStrong 💪🏾#SickleCellAdvocacy #SickleCellAwarenessMonth

That’s all Africa do. Talk Intellectual conversation then vote drug dealer

Reverse abortions? Abi does Neo have another explanation for this one?

12.5kg gas for 19k. No Yoruba discount unfortunately.

Please keep retweeting till he is found.🙏🙏

Her name is Omosede heavily pregnant been missing since yesterday. Her last conversation with her sister that she was on her way to the bank. Ever since her phone switched off and she didn't come back home. Please any information contact 09050702656 Sarah Omonomosé. Share pls

5 years cancer free today!🎉 I am filled with so muchhhh gratitude Thank you ABBA for leaving the ninety nine for the one💕 John 8:36 is really my testimony !!!

Me with crochet cosplays

Why don’t you show her how it’s done, king?

Please help Aunty Shukrah, donate, repost and pray for her please May our parents never weep over us🤲🥹