Jack Fardell

Credit to Trump: he has to do everything other candidates do plus get up five hours earlier to make that thing on top of his head.

British TV at its finest

If your A level results aren't great, be cheered by the fact that I got a C and two Us. And I'm currently sitting in a villa in St Tropez.

#1: Teamwork is a group of people doing what I tell them to.

'how long did it take you to reach a 500 lb squat?' 'about 6 months' - Ed Coan

#1: Some people assume I am quiet, boring, or shy, without ever realizing that I just don't like them.

Cutting welfare and increasing defense spending. its a funny world we live in

Will never tire of listening to The Arctic Monkeys

Half time; Slovenia 1 - England 0. Theo Walcott has looked more dangerous on the bench than Andros Townsend has on the pitch... #SLOvENG

someone needs to invent turkish delight jaffa cakes

Passports are such horse shit. I think borders were invented purely to extort money out of people

@MollyEdis will try and get my shift covered

@MollyEdis no but we can on the 22nd or is that too late?

@MollyEdis im excited beyond belief

Despite the title, almost all the dinosaurs from "Jurassic Park" lived during the Cretaceous period.

Correctly predicted a conservative overall majority #justgivemeafirst

As the polls close, here's another chance to see what we got up to earlier... #GE2015