Jack Davis Griffo

Remember when you were a small child and heard an adult utter each individual letter of a word so you wouldn’t understand the full sentence and unbeknownst to this bafoon you’d recently learned to spell? I still havn’t reached this level of offense.

@gnarlyseul The final screenshot in this post is fake… Obviously. Jack and I have different ideological systems, but we discuss them in private, and would never “shade” each other publicly like this. We love our show, our work, and our fans. We are completely united in that.

My toxic trait is thinking I could jump over a moving car

Gosling getting the nom for Barbie and not Margot is wild. He’s just Ken.

Have you seen saltburn? Yea it sucks.

Why is that one spot on the back of your legs between your thigh and calf so hard to get dry after a shower? Is it just me?I’m calling for adaptation.

Mental health awareness is actually taking a break when instagram suggests it.

@NYSDOT @NYSDOT_NYC TAKE ACTION. A family lost their child due to the city’s incompetence. 5 incidents in 3 years? Is this what needed to happen? My nephews cross this intersection 10x a week. DONT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN @NYCMayorsOffice

My neck gets broke every time I walk thru Dallas ft worth fr

This evening I witnessed a man riding a moped, wearing a mask under his helmet. Irony at it’s finest.

The one time I try to talk to someone in the locker room, he simply points to his 2003 Bluetooth headset and flashes me the 🤫 this is why I’m anti social.

I put socks on before underwear today that sh*t was wierd …

Yikes bro bible …

Give us the lineup

Going live on Twitter space with @getfestivalpass ! !

Set a reminder for my upcoming Space! twitter.com/i/spaces/1vOGw…

When We Were Bummed

As much as I feel like I’ve grown this year, I’m still so tragically flawed. I love to be nice, but I still get upset often, and act unbecoming. But I love this life because it doesn’t keep a scorecard. It keeps me coming back for another chance to be better than I was yesterday.

Dipping fries in the frosty is an elite move