Jack Schwartz
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Coaching my summer ball team last night… we’re down 5-0 in the 6th. I go out to 1st base and hear the ump go, “what’s the score?”
1B: “5-0”
Ump: “you guys?”
Bro it’s the SIXTH inning. One team has ZERO runs. What game have you been watching 💀⚾️
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Planted some flowers at Eric Schwartz Field tonight as a late Father’s Day tradition. Perfect night for baseball… why’s there no baseball being played?! @WaylandLL
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Alright, last shot (Hail Mary)— Day 6 of trying to get some sort of acknowledgement just because I know ColdSnap would be an absolute hit for your office.
Think about how many cups of coffee you drink from your Keurig machine. Now replicate that, but for ice cream.
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Big Cat@BarstoolBigCat
Cream Team has made another mistake. I’m starting to think we’re never getting Cream
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Day 5 of trying to get @barstoolsports & @PardonMyTake to bring ColdSnap to the office.
@BarstoolBigCat loves coffee… but has he tried a Snappuccino??
Frozen latte. On demand. Elite pick-me-up before Memorial Day Weekend.
Let’s make caffeine history. #ColdSnap 🍦☕️
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Day 4 of getting @barstoolsports & @PardonMyTake to consider ColdSnap for their office ice cream machine. 🍦
Check it out ➡️ coldsnap.com
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Day 3 of getting on @barstoolsports radar for their ice cream search. Check out ColdSnap! @alligatorames @Zaccornelius_
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QOTD for all baseball minds: was always taught to look in while stealing a base growing up. After watching the Sox recently, I’ve noticed no one does this. What’s the reasoning?
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Day 2 of getting @BarstoolBigCat on the hype train for the best ice cream machine around— ColdSnap.
- No cleaning
- No refrigeration of product
- Plugs into standard outlet
LMK if you’d like to try it 💪
@barstoolsports @PardonMyTake
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@BarstoolBigCat @alligatorames @Zaccornelius_ If you’re on the hunt for a cool new way to serve ice cream, look no further— ColdSnap is basically the Keurig of frozen treats. Pop in a shelf-stable pod, and boom: ice cream, boozy ice creams, or frozen coffee in 2-3 minutes. No mess, no cleanup, just pure deliciousness.
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ANNOUNCEMENT
With summer here I have decided to stop being lazy.
I have created the Cream Team, my personal Ice Cream Task Force. These 2 men are in charge of learning everything they can about ice cream so that I can buy a commercial machine for the office. #MoreToCome
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While I’m a big fan of @PlanetFitness , my one issue is that it’s impossible to do super sets. You leave one machine/bench/area to go do another exercise, and someone immediately fills in like a seagull on the beach. Kind of a bummer.
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Had a blast coaching this group. @BannishTate and Logan Umbach better be back next year for the ‘25 summer!!
Nokona Mafia 18u@NokonaMafia18u
Good luck to the ‘24 Mafia heading off to college shortly. Bunch of dawgs.
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