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you open instagram and it’s like everybody’s lives are perfect, everybody is like travelling, thriving at their jobs, planning their futures, amazing relationships etc then you come here and everybody is like a sex addict drug abuser in low grade psychosis
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Most of us are not dancing nearly enough
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Actually, you misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.
Dafenet@patdafenet
people who shower for 30+ minutes, what do you even do in there?? what makes it take so long for you to shower, genuine question
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Soon I get through TSA
IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12@olesoul57_2
When yall go on vacation when do you start drinking?
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bc they're demonic
Sheila of the Most High@sheilatebra
Why are people so aggressive towards peaceful people?
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I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.
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the more cult documentaries I watch, I realize I’m too lazy to ever be in a cult lol. it’s always manual labor, rituals and struggle
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Me minding my own business but still noticing everything
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I’m a pergola defender, it’s not their fault nobody grows vines on them like you’re supposed to
Sovey@SoveyX
Help me understand, what is the point of a pergola? Is it for people who want striped tans?
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I’ve known my wife for 14 years and I don’t think I’ve ever had to forgive her for anything. You don’t have to settle for partners who hurt you over and over
Dear Self.@Dearme2_
Every time I see old couples, I always wonder how many times they’ve forgiven each other.
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