Jonathan Gandolf

@WorldWideWob Just randomly dropping the LJ 4 point play in the TL the same day the pacers lose their top 4 pick, after the franchise’s best player tearing his Achilles, the worst season in franchise history is assault, wob.

It sounds like the Larry Johnson 4-point play after every Knicks bucket in Philly right now. This is brutal.

The next two months of, “1 year ago Tyrese Haliburton did something unbelievable,” is going to rule.

I've been wrong about this Purdue team at every step of the season. Thought they looked bad at the start of the season. 17-1 Thought the season was over. Ripped off the BTT and a run to the Elite 8. Tonight, I think they get blown out by Arizona.

Hali knows.

That guy rocked. cc: @ThatGuyRocked

*taps the sign*

41 Braden Smith

lol I built an app

“If you want everyone to like you, sell ice cream”

i have seen the claude cowork light. this shit is wild.

Gemini is getting pretty good at drafting email replies on my behalf. Swear words and everything. 😳

@ThatGuyRocked Carsen Edwards or we riot.

Purdue can never complain about officiating… ever again. Purdue guy lowers shoulder, rams full speed, and foul on IU. Hysterical! #IUBB

@PacersKev @mcuban @Pacers Yes. I fear the extreme idea of rookie free agency only makes it more difficult for mid-market teams to attract talent. I’m more excited for Pacers next season than I’ve been for any season at the jump in a long time. And will still go to games this season.

@mcuban Curious...do @pacers fans agree?

Why the NBA should embrace tanking - The NBA has kate been misguided thinking that fans want to see their teams compete every night with a chance to win. It’s never been that way that way. When I got into the nba, they thought they were in the basketball business. They aren’t. They are in the business of creating experiences for fans. Few can remember the score from the last game they saw or went to. They can’t remember the dunks or shots. What they remember is who they were with. Their family, friends, a date. That’s what makes the experience special. Fans know their team can’t win every game. They know only one team can win a ring. What fan that care about their team’s record want is hope. Hope they will get better and have a chance to compete for the playoffs and then maybe a ring. The one way to get closer to that is via the draft. And trades. And cap room. You have a better chance of improving via all 3 , when you tank. We didn’t tank often. Only a few times over 23 years, but when we did, our fans appreciated it. And it got us to where we could improve, trade up to get Luka and improve our team. The nba should worry more about fan experience than tanking. It should worry more about pricing fans out of games than tanking. You know who cares the least about tanking , a parent who cant afford to bring their 3 kids to a game and buy their kids a jersey of their fave player Tanking isn’t the issue. Affordability and quality of game presentation are

Automatic Vonnegut-in-the-feed retweet. Thems the rules.

@MillerExtraLite @chadmumm Even better for the Americans.

@JDGandolf @chadmumm Still too hot

TPC courses sometimes get an eye roll from golf architecture snobs but I’ve played TPC Scottsdale and when it’s conditioned for the tournament it’s one of the most fun rounds of golf anywhere. - Lots of great risk reward holes - speed slots in fairways make long par 4s play much shorter - desert areas makes it hard to lose a golf ball and opens up heroic recovery - green areas give lots of options for playing the ball on the ground or through the air - water holes force you to be bold and not chicken out, especially 11 and 15. It’s not gonna be on anybody’s Top 100 list but it’s still in the top 20 most fun golf courses I’ve played.

Perhaps, my best sports take… TPC Scottsdale should host a Ryder Cup. I know it’s not a classic test but… 1. It’s uniquely American and the crowds would be bananas. 2. For as boring as most of the course is, the last four holes are electric. Drama!

Guy sitting next to me at the airport is watching and listening to Lord of the Rings on full blast. Should I blow his mind?