Jenna

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

I wish people could still see my likes so they would know how good my sense of humor is and how correct the opinions I agree with are

stop asking me out to places after 4pm when it’s dark outside…it’s winter now i want to be in bed dressed like this by 5pm sharp

when you’re trying to cancel plans but that one friend keep finding solutions

Anyone else wake up feeling completely unburdened by what has been?

Aye I’m still fucked up bout yo daddy. If you need anything i mean anything, call me

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

Just me and my “low tire” ⚠️ against the world.

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

Harry with his banner for 15 sold-out shows at Madison Square Garden - September 21 (via MSG Entertainment)

i kinda like people who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago tell me why ur mom lost custody of u i’m curious

diet coke actually counts as water if you drink enough of them

they would actually have to physically drag me out of the zoo at closing

No bc she will..