Jess

Having your childhood documented. Pics, videos, letters, crappy childhood art all of it.

halsey i want you to know that i could be in a nursing home and you decide to go on one last tour and ill somehow find a way to you

What’s crazy is real lovers don’t even do talking stages. All it takes is One good date and suddenly y’all are together every day after that 😅

American pope, baby. A European would’ve tried to use his foot

it's lowkey scary that you will never really know how the other person feels, no matter what they say, it could all just be a lie.

my two personalities when i'm reading a book:

well

hey john I heard ya like them young

by age 30 you should have one harrowing friendship breakup that you talk about with the fragile stoicism of a Vietnam veteran

“Can we reschedule” OMG YES PLZ

something about conservatives smoking weed makes me so mad idk…. put that down bitch u don’t deserve it

it’s inauguration day. fuck.

if van gogh painted a flower field instead of a starry night

People: omg I can’t believe this is happening People with anxiety: I thought this might happen

They are not.

IMMEDIATELY STOP USING PERIOD AND PREGNANCY TRACKERS IN THE US. DONT PUT IN ANOTHER PIECE OF DATA. DELETE IT.

hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems like baby you are supposed to be a mental disorder please stay in your line

ilona really said 👉🏼👈🏼🥹 when getting praise from the judges #DWTS

not to be dramatic but i fully live for the september, october, november & december months.