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Jesse Kelly

@JesseKellyDC

Host of the nationally syndicated Jesse Kelly Show. Host of ‘I’m Right’ on The First. Anti-Communist. World Famous Author.

Houston, TX Katılım Nisan 2009
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UncleCrackaXXIV
UncleCrackaXXIV@UncleCrackaXXIV·
@JesseKellyDC Craziest defeatist talk I ever heard, especially when you're 9 foot tall. Have some self-respect.
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Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC·
Maybe I’m overstating this because we all tend to think more highly of our younger selves than we should. But I think young Jesse could have blown through this challenge with ease. Now? No chance. But 22 year old Jesse? Cake.
James Laverty@JamesLaverty45

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Stefan Förch
Stefan Förch@Stefanforch·
@JesseKellyDC Yeah, you'd essentially have to price out the younger men who'd easily do this to make it anything of a challenge.
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Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC·
Hey @ClayTravis, what say you? Young Clay? Modern Clay? Could a Clay ever pull this off.
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Alexandra F. Baldwin
Alexandra F. Baldwin@VerumVulnero1·
@JesseKellyDC Two years ago, two young guys sitting a couple rows away from me. Behind them, super hot girl sitting with her mother. Guy catches a ball, turns and hands it to the mom. Just incredibly smooth…
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Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC·
Since baseball game is upon us, let’s cover the rules for when you catch a baseball that goes in the stands: -If you’re married, find the nearest kid and give it to them. -If you’re single, find the hottest dime and give it to her. Never keep it.
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Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC·
Here’s a blackpill question for you: What are the long-term prospects for a country where 1 of the 2 major political parties is willing to shut down the transportation system so foreigners can’t be deported?
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RBe
RBe@RBPundit·
One slight, but very important correction: If said dime is with a much much bigger dude, do not, under any circumstances, give it to that dime. Find the second hottest unattached dime. Unless you like fighting.
Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC

Since baseball game is upon us, let’s cover the rules for when you catch a baseball that goes in the stands: -If you’re married, find the nearest kid and give it to them. -If you’re single, find the hottest dime and give it to her. Never keep it.

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Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC·
I’ve got a physical tomorrow. Does anyone know the best way to get in shape and clean up your blood work in that amount of time?
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My bracket is still perfect.
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