Jesse Kelly
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Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
Host of the nationally syndicated Jesse Kelly Show. Host of ‘I’m Right’ on The First. Anti-Communist. World Famous Author.
Houston, TX Katılım Nisan 2009
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@JesseKellyDC Craziest defeatist talk I ever heard, especially when you're 9 foot tall. Have some self-respect.
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Maybe I’m overstating this because we all tend to think more highly of our younger selves than we should.
But I think young Jesse could have blown through this challenge with ease. Now? No chance. But 22 year old Jesse? Cake.
James Laverty@JamesLaverty45
Major development
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@JesseKellyDC Yeah, you'd essentially have to price out the younger men who'd easily do this to make it anything of a challenge.
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Hey @ClayTravis, what say you? Young Clay? Modern Clay? Could a Clay ever pull this off.
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@JesseKellyDC Two years ago, two young guys sitting a couple rows away from me. Behind them, super hot girl sitting with her mother.
Guy catches a ball, turns and hands it to the mom. Just incredibly smooth…
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Since baseball game is upon us, let’s cover the rules for when you catch a baseball that goes in the stands:
-If you’re married, find the nearest kid and give it to them.
-If you’re single, find the hottest dime and give it to her.
Never keep it.
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You cannot vanquish the person you’re trying to vanquish by posting about them all day on social media. I know that’s a bitter pill to swallow for so many, but it’s true.
You can only ignore them. Otherwise, you’re promoting them. That’s the online economy now.
non aesthetic things@PicturesFoIder
Police just uncovered a YouTube 'view farm' after a sting operation, phones mounted to the ceiling running nonstop for fake views.
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Conservatives aren't ready for existential politics
But existential politics are here whether you like it or not
Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC
Here’s a blackpill question for you: What are the long-term prospects for a country where 1 of the 2 major political parties is willing to shut down the transportation system so foreigners can’t be deported?
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Here’s a blackpill question for you:
What are the long-term prospects for a country where 1 of the 2 major political parties is willing to shut down the transportation system so foreigners can’t be deported?
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One slight, but very important correction:
If said dime is with a much much bigger dude, do not, under any circumstances, give it to that dime. Find the second hottest unattached dime.
Unless you like fighting.
Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC
Since baseball game is upon us, let’s cover the rules for when you catch a baseball that goes in the stands: -If you’re married, find the nearest kid and give it to them. -If you’re single, find the hottest dime and give it to her. Never keep it.
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I’ve got a physical tomorrow. Does anyone know the best way to get in shape and clean up your blood work in that amount of time?
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American communists want to move overseas because they see the rest of the world through Instagram and it’s not reality.
I was in Europe once during a heat wave. The biggest sell for restaurants to bring in customers were the few that had air conditioning.
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
40% of American women, ages 15-44, would like to permanently move overseas, if possible, per Gallup.
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Democrats are making the gamble that they fear their base more than the average voter.
But wait till Ossoff has to tell thousands of families in Atlanta he ruined their vacation to protect Laken Riley’s killer from being deported.
Rachael Bade@rachaelmbade
Just to underscore this morning: There are ZERO signs that lawmakers will find a way out of this DHS standoff before spring break.. Quite the contrary. As I report this a.m., Dems feel emboldened, that they're at the cusp of victory & a GOP cave. As Punchbowl reports this morning, Trump is rejecting Thune's proposal for a fund-all-but-ICE workaround. Trump, meanwhile, is also now insisting that he won’t sign a DHS bill unless it includes SAVE America act. Buckle up.
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