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When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

#Survivor50 After Rick nails the coin flip, gets immunity, an idol, and doubles the prize pot Right on cue

um sure I’ll check my schedule, but if my husband who I hang out with constantly is available, I’ll be hanging out with him

Today I’m regretting not having watched Summer House. I wish the scandal was flowing through me too

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

baby’s sleeping time to look at pictures of the baby on my phone

being mad at bad bunny for singing in spanish while eating chips, salsa, guac, and drinking tequila is WILD ..

What’s been everyone’s favorite field goal so far

“Gay Liberal Halftime Show” and its just Bad Bunny singing surround by the baddest women on earth throwing ass lmfao

He’s already gained more yards than the Patriots.

People out here worried about how American athletes represent America but not worried about how the President represents America Make it make sense

More than three million pages from the Epstein files are now public. Cannibalism. Rape. Murder. Pedophilia. Not a single arrest. Not a single investigation. Z.E.R.O

Y’all ever think, babies be laughing so hard at simple stuff, but that’s literally the funniest thing they ever seen in their life

Why so quiet? What’s on your mind?

"I don't follow politics." You're a grown adult, I fear you should start caring babe

getting a false start penalty is so embarrassing like wow okay I made a mistake and now everyone is pointing at me

something that really confused me as a kid was the fact that there’s a dragon in a book named eragon and then a giant spider in harry potter named aragog and a hot guy in lord of the rings named aragorn

sorry kids you’re not going to college because mommy had to see harry styles 30 times at madison square garden

Terry Pegula realizing he can ruin 2 sports organizations instead of 1

just scream when the baby screams